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MattyUCLA

28 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Life is pretty damn amusing most of the time, I try not to take the little things too seriously. I think that clever sarcasm is perhaps the most amazing thing ever; it is a language that is hard to master but when you get it right fireworks go off, music plays from the heavens, and you then realize that it's the Fourth of July and you're a bit drunk. Good times though, right?
What I’m doing with my life
LA area native who formerly studied Anthropology at UCLA, hence the username. I co-founded the National Coalition Against Prescription Drug Abuse, an advocacy group for the prevention of all issues related to prescription drug abuse. I am also really passionate about human rights, and have done a fair amount of organizing for many progressive activist groups, mostly groups within the anti-war movement but I have also worked with environmental, social justice, LGBTQ rights, and veteran's groups respectively.

My main goals in life are to make a positive impact on as many people as possible, and as long as I can keep on working towards achieving that, I will be happy. Also I own 2 Snuggies, I'm not sure how this happened..

I also work for a company that does a chainsaw ice-carving stage show. Duties have included doing the whitest dances possible on stage in front of a couple thousand people.
I’m really good at
Empathizing with others and helping to make people feel better. If it's funny and you're bummed out, I'll do some ridiculous things to cheer you up!. Also I'm pretty damn decent at Jeopardy and bar trivia!
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I have a fantastic beard. I was cornered at a party by four guys recently and forced to talk about my beard for 15 minutes.

Or that I'm a (non-douchey) California native
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
I read a lot of things, and I love love looove Kurt Vonnegut; Bluebeard, Cat's Cradle, Hocus Pocus, Player Piano, Slapstick and Sirens of Titan all of it. Satire and dark comedy like that in general makes me pretty happy. I'm working my way through a lot of classics at the moment and I really LOVE book suggestions. please?

Movies:
I like lots of movies; Jurassic Park, The Big Lebowski, This is Spinal Tap, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Clerks, Forrest Gump, Wall-E, Gattaca, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Evil Dead, and Silence of the Lambs. I could talk all day about movies.

T.v. Shows:
The Simpsons is the best show ever.
The Venture Brothers, Arrested Development, The Office, Jeopardy!, Futurama, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Newsroom, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Twilight Zone, Cosmos.

Food:
I have an organic garden that supplies me with much joy. I also have a lot of experience making vegetarian food and I also bake with moderate success.

Recent Book: American Gods
Recent Movie: Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Recent TV: House of Cards
Recently Cooked: Chicken Tikka Masala
The six things I could never do without
The Onion
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
Wikipedia
I'm learnding!
Cupcakes
RIP Crumbs, I will never forget youuuuu
Humor
I'll laugh at most things
Trivia!
LOVE Jeopardy! and trivia nights! Booze and prizes!
NPR
This American Life, Radiolab, Wait Wait, and just about everything else they have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome I would have been at assembling the Shrine of the Silver Monkey statue on Legends of the Hidden Temple in the 90s
On a typical Friday night I am
Night hikes/bike rides in the mountains with friends. Trying to track down a cool trivia night at a bar. Seeing anything related to movies, comedy, or art. Relaxing with a game/movie/beer tasting/satanic-ritual night indoors. Watching an LA Galaxy match with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The zombie apocalypse probably won't happen, but I will be ready for it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are open, honest, sincere, funny, and you have an insatiable thirst for knowledge with a strong desire to make the world a better place. It's also probably a plus if you're emotionally available.

OR

If you have a Dinosaur themed tramp stamp I have some pressing questions to ask you about your life choices!