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MattyUCLA

28 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life can be really silly sometimes, so I try not to take the unimportant things too seriously.
I think that clever sarcasm is perhaps the most amazing thing ever; it is a language that is hard to master but when you get it right fireworks go off, music plays from the heavens, and you then realize that it's the Fourth of July and you're a bit drunk. Good times though, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
LA area native who formerly studied Anthropology at UCLA, hence the username. I co-founded the National Coalition Against Prescription Drug Abuse, an advocacy group for the prevention of all issues related to prescription drug abuse. I am also really passionate about human rights, and have done a fair amount of organizing for many progressive activist groups, mostly groups within the anti-war movement but I have also worked with environmental, social justice, LGBTQ rights, and veteran's groups respectively.

My main goals in life are to make a positive impact on as many people as possible, and as long as I can keep on working towards achieving that, I will be happy. Also I own 2 Snuggies, I'm not sure how this happened..

I also work for a company that does a chainsaw ice-carving stage show. Duties have included doing the whitest dances possible on stage in front of a couple thousand people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Empathizing with others and helping to make people feel better. If it's funny and you're bummed out, I'll do some ridiculous things to cheer you up!. Also I'm pretty damn decent at Jeopardy and bar trivia!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The glorious beardedness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I read a lot of things, and I love love looove Kurt Vonnegut; Bluebeard, Cat's Cradle, Hocus Pocus, Player Piano, Slapstick and Sirens of Titan all of it. Satire and dark comedy like that in general makes me pretty happy. I'm working my way through a lot of classics at the moment and I really LOVE book suggestions. please?

Movies:
I like lots of movies; Jurassic Park, The Big Lebowski, This is Spinal Tap, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Clerks, Forrest Gump, Wall-E, Gattaca, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Evil Dead, and Silence of the Lambs. I could talk all day about movies.

T.v. Shows:
The Simpsons is the best show ever.
The Venture Brothers, Arrested Development, The Office, Jeopardy!, Futurama, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Newsroom, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Twilight Zone, Cosmos.

Food:
I have an organic garden that supplies me with much joy. I also have a lot of experience making vegetarian food (though I'm not vegetarian) and I also bake with moderate success.

Recent Book: Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
Recent Movie: Fury
Recent TV: The Walking Dead
Recently Cooked: Stuffed Scallops
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Onion
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
Wikipedia
I'm learnding!
Cupcakes
RIP Crumbs, I will never forget youuuuu
Humor
I'll laugh at most things
Trivia!
LOVE Jeopardy! and trivia nights! Booze and prizes!
NPR
This American Life, Radiolab, Wait Wait, and just about everything else they have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome I would have been at assembling the Shrine of the Silver Monkey statue on Legends of the Hidden Temple in the 90s
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Night hikes/bike rides in the mountains with friends. Trying to track down a cool trivia night at a bar. Seeing anything related to movies, comedy, or art. Relaxing with a game/movie/beer tasting/satanic-ritual night indoors. Watching an LA Galaxy match with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might really really really like going to Disneyland.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are open, honest, sincere, funny, and you have an insatiable thirst for knowledge with a strong desire to make the world a better place.

OR

If you have a Dinosaur themed tramp stamp I have some pressing questions to ask you about your life choices!