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38 Ypsilanti, MI Man


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  • Ages 27–45
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6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I co host a radio show on We've got an big deal. Sundays 7-9!
I play zombies and mad scientists for more hours and bigger paychecks and won't rest until something I am the voice of has an action figure...or a stuffed animal, lunchbox or breakfast cereal.
And sometimes I have to set up other people's equipment so they can be famous too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recent observations from others say that I'm good at:
Using my vocab.
Doing pushups
Being the funny one during recorded show projects
Tekken any version

My last 4 compliments anyway...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They tell me I'm tall and I usually look up and down and just scream
Last year I was at a wedding at some super fancy/expensive resort and two strangers approached to tell me my hair had made his weekend and the other to say I looked like a superhero. I told the hair dude I wouldnt sleep with his wife while he watched, but I bought the super hero guy a beer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm a bastard who likes seeing the movie or show first. So I'm waiting to read a song of ice and fire but it looks like about 7 years until I'm allowed to read it all. Graphic Novels are the coolest: Kick-Ass, Preacher, Dark Tower. I never grew out of the books with pictures phase.

Movies: Sin-City, Cloverfield, Chronicle, Kick-Ass, Natural Born Killers, Lord of the Rings, Cabin in the Woods, basically looking for Monsters, Heroes or Fights here

TV: Only one show I care about and it's 10 episodes a frickin year. Game of will not break my heart. I will watch til the end no matter how many people that I care about become dead

Music: Explosions in the Sky, The Black Keys, Lily Allen, The Pretty Reckless, The Builders and the Butchers, Hozier, and John Murphy currently dominate my playlists.

Food: Tricky area here...but Pizza with chicken and bacon is God's gift to Matt. I wonder if I raised a chicken and a pig together to be best friends like in a Disney movie would that club sandwich be the best ever? Could I taste the love?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.Peace Tea TX style
2. Dr. Pepper for when the caffeine dependency sets in and the headache gets unbearable.
3. Sources. Aka The Internet. Stumble and buzzfeed make my job easy and my mind quiet.
4. My lullaby. It can be music movies or a wind chime but silent darkness I cannot abide.
5. A shower that's tall enough. I found this out in the worst way after signing a 6 month lease. Crouched and naked feels weird.
6. Chocolate milk. Go do an hour of cardio and slam a glass after. It's amazing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
News stories that will pique the interest of 25-54 year olds
If the internet and waiting tables for too have combined to limit my attention span
If being allergic to seafood means I couldn't make out with the little mermaid when she's on land.
What I can pull of next Halloween.
Also philanthropic endeavors... saving whales and harvesting wheat for starving kids....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Delivering beer and wings to the people. Saying just horrible things about everyone I'm waiting on and counting the minutes until I'm full time behind the mics. #neveragain! Still working most Fridays but with so much less soul crushing hate. Like none really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I gave 4 stars to a tranny on the quickmatch feature for this site...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you've always wanted to put Shaggy's head on Fred's body. I could even throw in a Scooby voice if you needed it...but might be a pervert