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Maudred-o-matic

27 M Redding, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Law
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whoa, lot's of changes this year. Self-summary? More like self discovery. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to sound like a egotistical douche bag.

I ended up losing my job, and some important family members. Ended up dealing with some personal strife.

Strangely enough, I have never been happier in my entire life.
I am always smiling, always kind to others/strangers. Not a damn shy bone in my body. I used to be the awkward shy guy. Learned how to just stop caring about such silly things.

Alas, I digress.

I am upbeat, caring, sarcastic, and tall. Ask for moar details? !
I mean lets be honest, who can be summed up in even a book?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck if I know, I thought I wanted to do engineering, wanted to be a cop, did private security, and was a bouncer for 3 years.

I just love all types of things really, and I have a strong view, you get a job you can tolerate, earn cash, then go do whatever the fuck you want to do for hobbies during you vacations.

I make a decent living right now, will go back to school most likely, who knows?

GOING TO SHASTA CC. For now..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Selling myself? Okay! Fixing stuff, making awesome food, playing sports, working hard, defending friends, writing corny fucking summaries of what I'm good at, awwsume spalling, s u pre grammatical punctuation. You know, the usual, having the sense of humor that would make a 60 year old pedophile blush, Anne Frankly I cuss a lot.(See what I did thar?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am 6 foot 6, their necks usually need to crane up. So, they notice the neck pain I cause!

I'm always smiling now n days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? Fantasy novels, I'll be honest, I don't really read much else, besides "How to be happy" Self help books. R.A.Salvatore is a boss. Nuff' sed.

Movies? I love all types, super hyped up TESTOSTERONE BLAZING guy movies, Comedy's. To name some names, my all time favorites are: Shawshank redemption, Robin Hood: Men in Tights(Cary Elwes is a sexy mofo)

Shows? I used to work at CVS, and the pharmacy guy, did a lot of plays, pretty sure we were totally gay for each other, so I went down and watched him preform for me. Totally.

Music? Man, my Ipod is more mixed then Vin Diesel.
I've really gotten into a lot of bands like Elysion, Obsidian Shell, Lullacry. Check them out, cooler versions of Evanescence.

I love Seafood, Chicken, turkey, I want to try many many cheeses in my life. Munster is the best. Don't even deny it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
--Windy rainy nights, I'm a sucker for storms.
---New things in life. Humans spend their life making money, then spend all of their money getting their life back. Spending too much time thinking about the future, living in the past, ignoring the present. I want to do it all, I will go be in a ballet if you ask me too, literally. ALL.
--New workout craze. x.x
---New ideas, and cooler dreams.(Nothing else coming to the top of my head)
--Cliche, but friend's, and family. I don't want to be alone.
---Fuck it, Air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I am, what I'm doing to make the best possible self come out. The scriptures of Buddha (If you call Buddhism a religion, then you don't know Buddhism.)

How Gandhi could survive without eating, I go between breakfast and lunch thinking that time has echoed an eternity or more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing videogames, working. NERDING IT UP! Used to spend pretty much every day with my best friend, we drifted apart sadly, him to drugs and cheating on his fiance, me to videogames, and social execution. (Which is why I'm here, I'm happier in life, need moar friends! Hopefully something more? Not in any rush.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lived in Minnesota for 6 year's. Fuck that cold place.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am in no way shape or form an angry Atheist, it shorta show's in this profile that I have a problem with religion. ONLY if it's to control. Making yourself a better person, through God, is very empowering, and more power to you.

If you want to rant about something that offended you in my profile, care to have a nice little chat?

Sarcastic womenz, apply here.

If you agree that maturity, is knowing that immaturity is better. 8D