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MavTheEvil

31 M Rancho Cordova, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I used to be cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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Saving the world.
I’m really good at
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Going full retard.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not entirely sure but I seem to draw attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors and books, in no particular order: Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, Orson Scott Card, T.H. White, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Roger Zelazny, Ray Bradbury, J.R.R. Tolkien, Ian M. Banks, Neal Stephenson, Carl Sagan, Dr. Seus, the Tao Te Ching, the Book of Five Rings, Fight Club, and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Favorite movies range from the original Star Wars movies, The Matrix, Layer Cake, Fight Club (again), Boondock Saints, the Batman trilogy, Kung Fu Hustle, Super Troopers, Snatch, Dark City, Tommy Boy, Shoot Em Up, Heavy Metal, Mad Max, Office Space, Equilibrium, and this list is too long, so I'm stopping it here.

My list of favorite bands is titled "The Top Ten Best Bands of All Time That Are Not Led Zeppelin." Because it wouldn't be fair, otherwise. Competitors for that list include the Beatles, Hendrix, The Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, Wolf Mother, George Thorogood, and, well, honestly I never finish the list. Anything from Miles Davis to the Black Keys to Daft Punk to Johnny Cash to Tom Petty to Foo Fighters to ad infinitum.

And favorite food? I like food. I fucking love food. Let me tell you. Food is how you show love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Personal transportation, the internet, good food, intelligent conversation, a sense of humor, and decent weather at least occasionally.

Or, more to the point, the sentiment expressed in the following quote:

"Nothing is more important than that you see and love the beauty that is right in front of you, or else you will have no defense against the ugliness that will hem you in and come at you in so many ways." - Neal Stephenson, Anathem
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of the universe, the nature of humanity, economics, government, philosophy, and your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At judo. Then I come home and spend the next five hours medicating and complaining to people on the internet about how I feel like I'm going to die.

I like bars, dislike clubs, and tend to avoid places that require being cool. Probably because I can't dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am really good at games involving giant robots. In case it's not obvious, I can be a huge nerd.

I occasionally shout "THEN LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!" before intercourse.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You get my sense of humor.
You've ever climbed a mountain with a bottle of wine in hand.
You're prone to saying things like "Your kung-fu is no match for my Leaping Mantis style!"