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37 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 7:30pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATE: I found this article and couldn't help but notice that many of the funniest and most absurd lines from from emails sent on this site. Had to share. Even if you stop reading my profile after this and just go to the article I am sure you will find it as funny as I do:

Now, on to me....
So I am the kind of person that will never say he doesn't like something unless he has tried it (within reason people). I don't believe what I hear about someone till after I have met them and made up my own mind. I am pretty open minded and adventurous. My favorite thing to do is probably travel. Have been lucky enough to have lived in Paris and traveled all over the world. Still have plenty of places on my checklist, but working through it. If any of this sounds interesting to you then you should message me. I am always happy to chat with new people and make new friends, and certainly not opposed to anything that might lead to more than friends. Look forward to hearing from you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mulling it over and dotting it with relevant movie quotes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at myself and being an idiot. Hey, if you laugh with me, great. If you laugh at me, so be it. As long as you are laughing I can deal with being the butt of a joke.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I apparently look like Matt Lauer and also remind everyone of someone they know, either I look like them or remind them by my personality. Kinda weird. I can't tell you how often this happens to me. I must have the most universal face/personality known to man. I could travel to China and probably still get told this. It is just funny and odd. Although I wouldn't mind having Matt Lauer's job. That man has a nice life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So hard to pick just one. The last book I read was Ender's Game which was AWESOME. Really into books that are either based on something real, non-fiction or at least historical fiction. Really love learning about history and reading about things that shape my knowledge of the world. Other great books: Tokyo Vice, All Quiet on the Western Front, Confessions of an Economic Hit Man and many others.

As for movies, comedies are usually on top of my list just cause I love to laugh, but open to everything.

Anything other than country and heavy metal. I just really don't get it.

I love all kinds of food. But not a huge fish eater. Just can't get past the fishy smell. I actually enjoy cooking and I am, believe it or not, a good cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family, my dog (well, my dog is my family too so that is really 1), my friends, my passport, a great soundtrack for whatever life activity you are currently engaged in, my gadgets and things that make me laugh (which are usually douchey people and dumb comments, half the time those comments belong to me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways I can get rid of the Brain so me and Pinky can rule the world. I mean, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, down the shore (yes I say shore i.e. I am from NJ, but when I say shore I mean the nice NJ shore not that shithole on MTV) with my family or just chilling with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a very private person, except when it is something private. Oh and I love cheese. So much so that when I was little my mom was worried and would get my cholesterol tested. Which is funny cause I found out recently I have absurdly freakishly low cholesterol now. So pass the cheeze whiz.
You should message me if
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You want to talk to someone that is not quiet, close minded and if you like dogs. Also, if you are a fun person of course. Oh, and you can't be into men that pop their collars. Sorry, that is a deal breaker. Women can pop their collars, men...NO! There is no way anyone can think that look is fashionable or normal looking. And the people that buy collars with designs under them specifically to be popped, there is a place reserved in hell especially for you, it's a fact!

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