28 Somerville, MA
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My self-summary
I'm really bad at summarizing myself, but really good at being self-deprecating. I'm Jewish-ish and have a bunch of tattoos, which is a combination that seems to throw people off.

I'm sarcastic, goofy, and some other things... but these seem like stock answers. I promise I don't speak entirely in platitudes.
What I’m doing with my life
Desk Jockey
I’m really good at
drumming,, drunkenly making snow-angels/impersonating Bob Dylan
The first things people usually notice about me
the lightning-bolt scar on my forehead
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by George Saunders or Philip Roth.

Music: The Mountain Goats, Andrew Bird, Roy Orbison, Elvis Perkins, The Thermals, Leonard Cohen, The Extra Lens, Okkervil River, David Dondero, Elliott Smith, Patsy Cline, Ted Leo, Pixies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, The Nisha Call, Dinosaurs, Whales, Guacamole, Gregor Samsa
On a typical Friday night I am
...fighting the nearly crippling desire to watch Netflix and go to sleep by 10, then going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Bonnie Tyler is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
...the prospect of internet dating makes your stomach turn just a little, and you want to make fun of it with me.