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MaxDiver76

66 M Tallahassee, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 49–68
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Intense on doing different things. Close friends ask how I do so much? Do as much of as many things as possible, a little time for each, new friends (you?) open me to new things. Do not be shy, tell me. You do not have to explain, "your friends do not require it, and enemies will not believe you", tell me when you feel comfortable. "Jack of all trades, master of none", sort of, Eh? (Canadian for I don't know) Simply put, "loves women" (a lady) as we progress from friends first. Last relationship lasted 16 years (Not my fault we drifted apart). Open minded, you ask, will probably answer most any question. I am looking for someone compatible to hopefully share my life with, or dating. Love music, like to travel, do different things, retired. Like adventure, like having someone who enjoys being there. I enjoy being romantic. Financially secure, confident, starting up two companies, a 503C with a lot help.
No expectations. I am restarting my life, know what I want to do, you can help. If you are looking for a "sexual beast in the bedroom", or someone rich, it isn't me. If you did not laugh at this, then my humor may annoy you. I have trouble acting my age, love to party, having fun.
I can settle down some, to give Affection to the right woman (Lady), and maybe much more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
travel, hobbies, friends, and family, reconnecting
getting back into shape so I can really enjoy life more
scuba dive when I can, flying, sailing, listen to music every day
love water all three states, boating, skiing, rafting, cruises,
adventure, putting as much back into the community as I can, working on creating solutions to improve things, and a legacy for my loved one.
getting myself a life partner again
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not much of anything, I met the Princess...Blonde, Blue eyes.... SO...........everything, simply was not Ready for !!!!!!!her, who has the most wonderful expression of "life" in writing, but when I saw the "look of Love" knew I was in way over my current state. Never expecting, this "dream come true", well it is still a saga in the making...am going to get into the best shape of my ......struggle to be:
"quiet (biting my ...hasn't worked),
good looking (need a lot of work on this, Miracles do happen?),
dry sense of humor (well I do get very thirsty),
tenderness with the One who is so sensitive (can visualize that over and over in my dreams, dream lovers never reject me, ..NEED some practice on giving tenderness, affection, good smooching, will try harder.....
OH MY, that may be the answer?).

I feel like "The Graduate".....but there is NO Mrs. Robinson...but I do occasionally "bang my head on the wall as shown just after touching a ....B.....) I actually "do not do this", it just seemed logical....Now do not get the wrong idea, I can....if I am prepared, give so much that someone will hear and feel real joy.....

Well, maybe in a movie......"like the "Lassie one (her nickname), in this situation, encounters with a gym teacher, who once started She, makes the sounds, very loud, "AH Wooooooooooooooooooo" Maybe You guessed, I am really good at nothing, or maybe could "rise" to the occasion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, they may think, "He must eat , a lot, way too much, or He has swallowed" a very large object"....can't really tell....do not read minds or faces very well,...Ashburgers?????Nawwww

OH my, (this is something to fix)

Talking Way too much, changing the subject ever thirty seconds, (I do Not have "ADHD, can dream, without my mind wandering") .
Sometimes I hear " earth to Claude"...getting excited makes me "Talk much faster", and here is the one thing....

"I sometimes talk very loud to a couple of my friends (both are legally blind) who always dominate the conversation, and a close friend says
"Claude, they are BLIND not Deaf"....Fixing this with drugs will never work, but beer seems to help, maybe some bourbon, and yes...."Coconut Rum over ice" the side effect is: somewhat way too large, but losing weight, brain cells, and .........my hats seem to say something.."A Pink John Deer hat", or "Peace, Love, Lobster", many others you don't want to know, unless you are desperate, or maybe curious"

Mental health students (females) seem very interested in me, still trying to figure out "What did they notice about me", and I let them talk all they want....still looking for one who does not want to "cure me", but good changes will be.......

I can be very quiet........ kissing, eating, drinking, just seems a little too aggressive.....on the first date...Naw
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whatever I am reading, watching, listening to, and the Best, "eating my way to cure being alone"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. An oversexed woman (big hooters),
2. maybe a petite shy, sensitive woman (may be with a little hooters?),
3. a woman who smiles a lot (hooters not important with all that smiling going on), must have a good sense of ....
4. an affectionate Lady (would not have time for the ...hooters,....... oh yes i can find the ....),
5. a kind woman who needs me (for what I do not know, but would be interesting), and most important of all!

6. A "Dream Lover": she never dis-appoints me, really good at everything, (big hooters....well not important with all those nice things going on), really Likes me, can put up with a lot of crap, talking, drinking, trying to do way too many things, BS....BS-CS-&DD, and .........
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things to do, that will actually make me:
1. good looking ( only if you drink a lot),
2. Quiet (being under water seems to work),
3. Tall ( I am),
4. Muscular build, and actually lose weight (keep drinking beer to help figure this out, some Bourbon, Coconut Rum over ice, seems to be working..... Tried Tequila, after a few, "felt good", some more, realized I was really "Good Looking", kept on trying with more Tequila until I realized..................................................................had become Invisible!!!!!!
5. Attractive (making a lot of Eye contact with Ladies seems to keep them from looking elsewhere, just can't keep it up (OH NO, did I say that? ....there are drugs, other stuff to fix that)
6. How did I get into this situation, "Looking for Love, (actually just plain affection)
in all the wrong places,
being alone,
meeting women that have way too many issues,
talking, eating, drinking too much,
most of the women I come in contact with,
ARE, or should BE:
On drugs,
psychiatric treatment for years,
WITH Tattoes, (some on their boobs),
engaged (never give up until....the music plays, just kidding)
separated, (not a good idea, end up talking them to try to fix things)
divorced,
poor,
desperate,
lesbians (determined to try, try, try......even if they have some major distraction)
way too young,
Way too good looking,
Ugly,
Way too fat,
too skinny,
don't drink,
smokes like a steam engine,
don't have hooters, (this doesn't ruin things at all, especially if have had to battle the BIG C.),
WAY MORE MESSED UP THAN i COULD EVER BE,
MORE.....TOO MANY TO LIST
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IS IT EVEN WORTH GOING OUT, WITH NO DATE, or,
Work like a "Rented Mule" to get things done,
Go Out drink some, most women seem to look better after drinking a lot, act better if we BOTH have had a few drinks 151 works best...Cannon Blasts drinks at Schooners, PCB, Florida
May be sleeping in my car after I had to many........
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am still a kid at heart, which means I like to have fun,
play with toys (very expensive ones now), etc....

I have trouble acting my age, love to party.

Not very good or successful at finding just a "Plain Affectionate Woman..Lady"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Like my humor, or just plain curious.....

Maybe you are confident, honest, want to have fun, share new experiences, dating, or maybe something more?

A good bye kiss tells me you want to see me again.

You have no expectations, but really care about someone who is romantic, likes hugs, Affectionate, maybe a little too intense,

Do not have too many issues, and really willing try to build a new .....