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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:14am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English, Spanish, Bulgarian

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My self-summary
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I like people who read and think on a regular basis. I love to cook. I talk a lot (I've been told about interesting things but that may have been an attempt to spare insult). I'm pretty irreverent but kind. I'm intellectual but in a modestly self loathing way. I consider embarrassing myself on a frequent basis healthy.

I like people who interrupt, debate, employ sarcasm but try to practice it responsibly. I don't like women who think being ditzy is sexy. I like people who are passionate about what they do and don't feel bashful about sharing their knowledge.

My ideal day could easily fit into a single city block: outdoor markets, book stores, shisha cafes, restaurants with no menus, bars with no TV.....I love New York and am a city boy (although I grew up in the Rockies and miss them dearly).

On weekends I take marathon walks crossing multiple boroughs. I like traveling to places that have neither Disney parks nor spring break packages. I've lived and worked in several different countries and am constantly scheming on how to visit more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching, studying, researching, writing. Not exactly in that order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making big dinners with my friends and family, chatting and making everyone wait while cooking with a glass of wine in my hand is a specialty. Devouring books. Getting lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gravelly voice probably, although I feel like this box is meant for people who are seven feet tall or proportioned like a Tyson chicken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dr. Strangelove, Groundhog day, Brazil, Rififi, All About My Mother, Dead Man, Yellow Submarine, Talk to Her, Viridiana, Harlan County USA, Underground, Sunset Boulevard

books: Milan Kundera, Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, Joseph Roth, Philip Roth, Salman Rushdie, Susan Sontag, Mating by Norman Rush, David Harvey, Pierre Bourdieu, Borges, Arthur Miller- Tropic of Capricorn, Joseph Conrad, Hilary Mantel, The Master and Margarita, Dorothy Parker, Frank O'Hara, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Amos Oz, Kiran Desai- The Inheritance of Loss, lots of academic shit. Just finished and thoroughly enjoyed Denis Johnson's "Jesus' Son."

TV: haven't had one in years but...The Wire and Twin Peaks. If I liked men I would get in a polygamist marriage with Omar and special agent Dale Cooper.

music: Reggaeton, awful pop music, jazz, 70s rock, spanish pop. My hipster batting average is probably really low because I can't fill in this part with tactfully obscure indie bands...My musical taste is underdeveloped. I'm the wine cooler to the Grand Cru I guess.

food: Giving new meaning to omnivore. Paella may be my favorite dish but that's only because it's so all-encompassing....I'll try anything but I particularly like spicy food. I like to apply a shock and awe style of eating by challenging myself with almost anything (crickets, live squid, frogs). My bourgie secret is that I could eat sushi for every meal although I have been told that this would probably kill me via mercury poisoning.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
espresso, aimless wandering, beaten passport for aimless wandering, good book/ New Yorker, elaborate culinary schemes, wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to pet a polar bear before they're gone

Why I am writing okc messages instead of an insanely relevant, funny, and erudite novel on the wonder and horror of app-age dating
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. Most likely in a bar but would be happy to be in a restaurant, movie, lecture, walk, cooking, chilling in a backyard. Anything that involves laughing, joking, chatting, and let's be frank: a cold beverage. Or maybe drinking a glass of wine, listening to CCR, and getting ready for an early night in bed with a good book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think it's lame to put "being on this site" in this space. You're here. Deal with it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Quick-witted, sassy, left-wing humans apply above.

Also, if you have an instantaneous negative reaction to the word(s) feminist, environmentalist, or union, we are most likely going to find it very difficult to get along.