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MaxMisnomer

25 M Van Nuys, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm originally from Tulsa, Oklahoma, and I moved to LA about two years ago. Cutting to the chase is my jam, so here's a list of random things you should know about me:

• I'm 93% sure I don't have a southern accent.
• I think every movie should have a song-and-dance number in it.
• I don't use emoticons unless other people use them first.
• (I overuse parentheticals.)
• I was raised conservative but turned out liberal.
• I have an INTJ personality, if you're into that stuff.
• I think Take Me Home Tonight is a criminally underrated movie.
• I'm pro-feminist and learning all I can about it every day.
• My day-to-day decisions are based on coin flips. (I have an app.)
• I resent OkCupid for saying I'm "Less Friendly to Strangers."
• I cried during the series finale of Alias.
• A lot of folks are into hiking. I'm pretty whatever about that.
• From now on, this is how I sit in chairs.
• I think I'm a hypochondriac, but that may just be the hypochondria talking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated with a degree in Filmmaking and a minor in Art History. Now I'm a writer/reviewer for an entertainment website called IGN. I'm also a freelance videographer, video editor and... aspiring screenwriter (wah, waaah).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling (I seriously do it all the time), alphabetizing, explaining computer stuff to old people, decorating for Christmas, assembling IKEA furniture, and doing a spot-on impersonation of Patrick Stewart. I don't play video games often, but when I do, I binge. (BioWare is my Achilles' heel.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's okay, you can say it. I look like Moby.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So. Many. Things.

Books: Harry Potter, Ender's Game, Lullaby, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games, Rebel Without a Crew, The Accidental Billionaires, Kevin Smith's Tough Shit, Make Love!* The Bruce Campbell Way, anything by Brian K. Vaughan (Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, Saga, etc.)

Movies: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Pulp Fiction, Love Actually, Fight Club, The Avengers, The Lord of the Rings, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Galaxy Quest, Easy A, The Social Network, Superbad, Tangled, A Knight's Tale, Sex Drive, Take Me Home Tonight, Mulan, How to Train Your Dragon, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pitch Perfect

TV: Parks and Recreation, Parenthood, Sherlock, Orphan Black, Veep, Broad City, House of Cards, Hannibal, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Avatar/Korra, TMNT (2012), Last Week Tonight, Damages, Freaks and Geeks, Alias, Greek, The OC, Party Down, Friday Night Lights, Firefly, Star Trek: TNG, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Seinfeld

Music: OneRepublic, Muse, Daft Punk, Katharine McPhee, Ben Folds, The Prodigy, Owl City, Beck, Cake, Queen, Smash Mouth, Train, Foster the People, Adele, Walk Off the Earth, Train, Neon Trees, The Flaming Lips, Grace Potter, Gin Wigmore, ZZ Ward, The Temper Trap, pretty much every motion picture soundtrack

Food: Anything that's not good for me.

TL;DR: If you like it, I probably like it (minus The Big Bang Theory).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Caffeine
2) Writing
3) Netflix
4) Internet memes
5) Whatever they have on tap
6) Pizza
7) Star Wars

I know that's seven, but Star Wars is really important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What TV show I should watch while I'm eating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home, maybe drinking and watching a flick. Other times I'm out at a bar with friends. (Note: bars ≠ clubs)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We covered the "cries during TV" thing. I think that's enough honesty for one profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're NOT a republican or "very serious" Christian.