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MaxMisnomer

26 Van Nuys, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 2:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's be honest here, most of you are out of my league.

I'm from Oklahoma -- yep, that state -- and moved to LA about three years ago. Cutting to the chase is my jam, so here's a list of random things you should know about me:

• I'm 93% sure I don't have a southern accent.
• I think every movie should have a song-and-dance number in it.
• I don't use emoticons unless other people use them first.
• (I overuse parentheticals.)
• I was raised conservative but turned out liberal.
• I'm INTJ, if you believe in that stuff.
• I think Take Me Home Tonight is a criminally underrated movie.
• I am a feminist (because men's rights is not a thing).
• My day-to-day decisions are based on coin flips. (I have an app.)
• I resent OkCupid for saying I'm "Less Into Exercise." I exercise!
• I openly weeped during the series finale of Alias.
• I hate talking on the phone.
• A lot of folks are into hiking. I'm pretty whatever about that.
• I think Oxford commas are useless. Wanna fight about it?
• From now on, this is how I sit in chairs.
• I think I'm a hypochondriac, but that may just be the hypochondria talking.

Twitter: @Max_Nicholson
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated with a degree in Filmmaking and a minor in Art History. Now I'm a writer for MTV and IGN. (I don't play video games often, but when I do I binge. BioWare is my Achilles heel.) I'm also a freelance videographer and video editor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alphabetizing, assembling IKEA furniture, decorating for Christmas, explaining computer stuff to old people, impersonating Patrick Stewart and young Mark Hamill, spotting boom mics in TV shows, and whistling. (I seriously whistle all the time.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's okay, you can say it: I kinda look like Moby.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So. Many. Things.

Books: Harry Potter, Ender's Game, Lullaby, The Hobbit, Rebel Without a Crew, The Accidental Billionaires, Kevin Smith's Tough Shit, anything by Brian K. Vaughan (Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, Saga, etc.)

Movies: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Galaxy Quest, Pulp Fiction, Love Actually, Fight Club, The Avengers, The Lord of the Rings, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Easy A, The Social Network, Superbad, Tangled, A Knight's Tale, Army of Darkness, Dr. Strangelove, Sex Drive, Mulan, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Scream, Pacific Rim, Pitch Perfect

TV: Broad City, Daredevil, Sherlock, Veep, House of Cards, Hannibal, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Flash, Star Wars Rebels, Orphan Black, Drunk History, Real Time, High Maintenance, Last Week Tonight, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Rec, Parenthood, Avatar/Korra, Damages, Freaks and Geeks, Alias, Greek, Party Down, FNL, Firefly, Star Trek: TNG, Curb, Seinfeld, Arrested Development

Music: OneRepublic, Muse, Daft Punk, Katharine McPhee, Ben Folds, The Prodigy, Owl City, Beck, Cake, Queen, Smash Mouth, Foster the People, Adele, Walk Off the Earth, Train, Neon Trees, The Flaming Lips, Grace Potter, Gin Wigmore, ZZ Ward, The Temper Trap, pretty much every motion picture soundtrack

Food: Anything that's not good for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Coffee
2) Writing
3) Netflix
4) Internet
5) Whatever they have on tap
6) Pizza
7) Star Wars

I know that's seven, but Star Wars is really important. (I have this playing on a loop.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What TV show I should watch while I'm eating. Also, dieting (but seldom actually doing it).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home, usually drinking and marathoning shows with my roommate. Other times out at a bar with friends. (Note: bars ≠ clubs)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're NOT a Republican or "very serious" Christian. Otherwise, I'm chill. Some nerdiness required.

Bonus points if you answer correctly: Who shot first?