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MaxMisnomer

24 / M / Straight / Single

Van Nuys, California

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:40pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Originally from Tulsa, Oklahoma, and moved to LA about a year and a half ago. Cutting to the chase is my jam, so here's a quick list of random things you should know about me:

• I'm 93 percent sure I don't have a southern accent.
• I think every movie should have a song-and-dance number.
• I don't text emoticons unless other people text them first.
• (I overuse parentheticals.)
• I might be Long John Silver's last remaining customer.
• I was raised conservative, but I came out liberal.
• Many of my day-to-day decisions are based on coin flips.
• I resent OkCupid for calling me "Less Giving."
• I cried during the series finale of Alias.
• From now on, this is how I sit in chairs: http://bit.ly/YG0zRU
• I think I'm a hypochondriac, but that may just be the hypochondria talking.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated with a degree in Filmmaking and a minor in Art History. Now I'm a writer/reviewer for an entertainment website called IGN. I'm also a freelance videographer and aspiring screenwriter -- but, really, what LA-based twentysomething isn't an aspiring screenwriter?

I truly believe that money can buy happiness, and I won't rest until I can flippantly blow my nose into 20-dollar bills.
I’m really good at
Whistling, alphabetizing, explaining computer stuff to old people, decorating for Christmas, assembling IKEA furniture and doing a spot-on impersonation of Patrick Stewart. I don't play video games often, but when I do, I binge. (BioWare is my Achilles' heel.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told that I look like a cross between Dean Pelton, Karl Pilkington and Moby. (Short answer: My bald head.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So. Many. Things.

Movies: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Pulp Fiction, Love Actually, The Avengers, The Lord of the Rings, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Legally Blonde, Easy A, The Social Network, Moon, Dogma, Zombieland, Superbad, Army of Darkness, Tangled, Casino Royale, Mean Girls, American Graffiti, Scream, A Knight's Tale, Mulan, Wall-E, Clerks, How to Train Your Dragon, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (and many more)

TV: Parks and Recreation, Parenthood, Sherlock, The Legend of Korra, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Community, New Girl, Happy Endings, Veep, Doctor Who, House of Cards, The Office, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Girls, Damages, Freaks and Geeks, Alias, Greek, The OC, Party Down, Veronica Mars, Friday Night Lights, Firefly, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Star Trek, Seinfeld, Weeds, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (and many, MANY more)

Books: Harry Potter, Ender's Game, Lullaby, Save the Cat, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games, Rebel Without a Crew, The Accidental Billionaires, Tough Shit, Make Love!* The Bruce Campbell Way, anything by Brian K. Vaughan (Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, Saga, etc.)

Music: OneRepublic, Muse, Daft Punk, Katharine McPhee, Ben Folds, The Prodigy, Beyonce, Owl City, Beck, Cake, Queen, Smash Mouth, Train, Adele, pretty much any motion picture soundtrack -- favorite composers include Michael Giacchino, John Williams, Trent Reznor, Jack Wall, Steve Jablonsky, Two Steps from Hell, Howard Shore, John Powell, Hans Zimmer and others

Food: Anything that's not good for me
The six things I could never do without
1) Caffeine
2) Netflix
3) Internet memes
4) Cookies
5) GPS
6) Whatever they have on tap
7) Star Wars

I know that's seven, but Star Wars is really important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What TV show I should watch while I'm eating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at home, maybe drinking and watching a flick. Other times out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
We covered the "cries during TV" thing? I think we're good.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
Meh, just hit me up. I'm pretty easygoing.

Bonus points, though, if you answer correctly: Who shot first?