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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 5
3' 11" (1.20m)
Body Type
Used up
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wear shirts... Pants too... Sometimes hats, but never gloves. Anyway, that being said, I don't think it's fair to specify what I'm looking for, honestly I feel like what you're looking for usually finds you first (shits deep right ?)

I play guitar, I'm a carpenter, I have tattoos, also other qualities. Still working on the force, not going well. Really it's just me staring at things.

I kinda feel like I fucking nailed this self summary

I love robots

Snapchat/IG @ Maxthejerk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building things. It sounds sarcastic but really it isn't. I'm always trying to expand and improve my skill set. My dad once said to me "if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong place", and I really believe that to be true in more ways than one. I don't believe there's ever a point at which a person is done learning, and I've always got my eyes open for new lessons and opportunities. I feel like this got weirdly introspective... Did it ? Whatever, also watching futurama.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
scrabble. high fives. Whiskey. For a time I was really good at losing my phone, wallet, and keys simultaneously. Talking shit for hours and hours, and witty come backs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have tattoos I guess, which is a bit of a drag honestly. I make inappropriate jokes. I have a really powerful handshake. I've been told that my personality makes me seem taller, which is a weird thing to hear. Kinda cool at the same time.
EDIT: Also I have a beard now.
EDIT: Scratch that, I don't anymore, I shaved. EDIT: Wait, Now i have sideburns.
EDIT: Aaaaand I have a Beard again.
EDIT: Still have a beard. Significantly longer that it was when I wrote the previous sentence about having a beard.
EDIT: Shaved it again, not even sideburns this time.
EDIT: Now I have long hair. Weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: World War Z, hot water music, the complete Japanese joinery, the life of a tree, Steve-O: professional idiot (don't judge it's actually an amazing read), kingdom of fear, bonk, and I'll read pretty much anyone's autobiography.

Music : bad brains, dead kennedys, Reagan youth, the weirdos, gen x, the Krays, youth brigade, dead boys, the clash, fugazi, minor threat, voodoo glow skulls, choking victim, kraut, the sword, high on fire, the distillers, emmure, the faceless, as blood runs black, we butter the bread with butter, hammer fall, iron maiden, GWAR, queens of the Stone Age, PRIMUS, necrophagist, born of Osiris, (old) red hot chilli peppers, lil Wayne, jay z, beastie boys, wu tang, immortal technique, dead prez, afrika bombaataa, missy Elliot, bone crusher, busts rhymes (flip mode UNGH), monstar, zomboy, knife party, joker, emalkay, klever, mix master mike, ry legit, Roy ayers, AI di meola, Andres Segovia, George thorogood, the coasters, the toasters, the specials, toots and the maytals. This list is largely incomplete, I just started firing them off from memory.

Movies: anything zombie related, anything with Christopher walken or don cheedle, seven was great, eraserhead, hotrod, goon, hell boy, comic book movies, artsy stuff.

I'm a total bagel snob. Pizza too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My headphones,
my tape measurer,
my zippo
my flask
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which thing I should put in which pocket.

What a bummer OKCupid is

Rhetorical questions

What I'm going to do when I run out of space for tattoos

Power tools.

Disassembling and reassembling things.

Accidentally viewing your profile twice... almost feels like a game of minesweeper
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Throwin gang signs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time on a family vacation I was arrested for graffiti at a fucking rock quarry.

Recently, I've committed myself to never using the delete key while on okcupid (with the exception of spelling errors). If my messages seem long winded, awkward, strange, or fragmented, this is the reason, and i apologize. My vernacular changes drastically between speaking and writing. Speaking involves a lot more swearing I think. Don't ask me why I did this, I just decided to.

I peed on your toilet seat.
But not really though. That just made me laugh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I seem like a dude you'd wanna talk to.

If you share an enthusiasm for silly or weird tattoos.

You don't see tattooed dudes as some sort of novelty.

if you like hockey or robots.

You want to learn how to build things.

You play pool (optional).

Bags of money

Drinking whiskey