Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel like my whole life did a 180 these past few months. Who knew
things like that happened in your late twenties? 30 year-olds,
The Internet is way too impersonal and it tends to skew our
expectations way out of acceptable ranges. But, to be fair I'm not
good at flirting and worse at doing this OKCupid thing, so it's a
nice reminder that not all women my age are engaged or married.
Also there's this: http://i.imgur.com/Up5rTWx.jpg
Let's boil it down to the basics:
I make video games.
I brew beer.
I play drums.
I like to camp.
Card and board games are my jam.
I have pretty much accidentally stumbled into all my previous
relationships. I am the Mr. Magoo of dating.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work in the west loop, maintaining video games, which is close
enough to making video games without the stress and lack of money
and free time. I finally have a job I can wear shorts at, so I'm
Not work-related I'm building a bar in my apartment. Like a full
7-foot stained-wood bar with a tap and a fridge and bar
March is going to be mostly moving into Wicker Park and then April
is going to be weddings and traveling to Minsk for work. Suffice to
say I'll be a little busy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking without recipes, driving directions, keeping the sink free
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You don't look as fat as your pictures make you look!" - actual
thing someone told me recently.
Lately, it's that I haven't gotten a haircut or shaved in a while.
None of my pictures are very recent but I look the same, only
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just finished Diamond Age and Childhood's End, which were both
good. Thinking of picking up the Foundation series. Or rereading
the Wrinkle in Time series because that series is
My TV comes to me via Netflix, so I'm usually late to every TV
party ever. There are a surprisingly large amount of said parties
I could rattle off a bunch of band names - Coheed, Incubus, Mew -
but I just listen to everything anyway, so here's my top 3 so
2) Miracles of Modern Science
Also I go through month-long moods where I really like one
particular artist. This month is Jamiroquai.
Food: Spicy. I got a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce and it kills
me in a good way. I'm a big sushi fan, and love hot wings, but the
way to my heart is a good taco.
Speaking of hearts, full disclosure: I can't have caffeine. Which
is a bummer because I really loved coffee. So, when getting coffee,
I get hot chocolate. Like a nine year old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family (aw how generic)
4. Mexican Food
6. Not wearing jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tom Landry's hat.
Good Cards Against Humanity combos.
Why I decided owning a record player is a good idea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beers. Catching up on Netflix. Playing the games of the
video or board variety. Peeing on castle-shaped buildings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on this site because I'm tired of going to weddings by
I want to live in the middle of nowhere but with internet
My digestive system is terrible at everything.
Glasses are sexy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If this is you: http://i.imgur.com/uUk4KYW.jpg
You are bored and want someone to talk to about the most random
things. Examples for discussion:
- Do pescetarians eat turtles or alligators?
- How do people fall asleep at the wheel?
- Wouldn't being a hobo be kind of exciting? (minus the starving
and general danger to your well being)
- Why. in my dreams, does my mother insist I wear flannel before I
chase after a drug cartel?
- Why is a gallon of milk more expensive than two gallons?
Also, anything involving beer, video games, and science.
Please please please if you are crazy enough to want to hang out in
person do not ask me to pick somewhere to go. I am very bad at
picking activities under any sort of pressure so I will say
something boring like, "Go see a movie, and eat foods," or suggest
a crazy person thing like, "Let's go to the Mustard Museum in
Middleton, Wisconsin and play Pokemon TCG afterwards.
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