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MaxTheHuman

28 Palatine, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel like my whole life did a 180 these past few months. Who knew things like that happened in your late twenties?
I feel like the Internet is way too impersonal and it tends to skew our expectations way out of acceptable ranges. But, to be fair I'm not good at flirting and worse at doing this OKCupid thing, so it's a nice reminder that not all women my age are engaged or married. Also there's this: http://i.imgur.com/Up5rTWx.jpg

Let's boil it down to the basics:
I make video games.
I brew beer.
I play drums.
I like to camp.
Card and board games are my jam.

* Also I slappa da bass sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work in the west loop, maintaining video games, which is close enough to making video games without the stress and lack of money and free time. I finally have a job I can wear shorts at, so I'm pretty happy.
Not work-related I'm building a bar in my apartment. Like a full 7-foot stained-wood bar with a tap and a fridge and bar signs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking without recipes, driving directions, keeping the sink free of dishes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lately, it's that I haven't gotten a haircut or shaved in a while. None of my pictures are very recent but I look the same, only hairier.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I need some good books for the train. Just finished Diamond Age and Childhood's End, which were both good. Thinking of picking up the Foundation series.

I enjoy The Walking Dead because the score is chilling and I like thinking the rest of the world is dead and I'm just building a house out of tires.

I could rattle off a bunch of band names - Coheed, Incubus, Mew - but I just listen to everything anyway, so here's my top 3 so far:
1) Rush
2) Miracles of Modern Science
3) Mae
Also I go through month-long moods where I really like one particular artist. This month is Jamiroquai.

Food: Spicy. I got a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce and it kills me in a good way. I'm a big sushi fan, and love hot wings, but the way to my heart is a good taco.
Speaking of hearts, due to mine being so special I can't really have caffeine. Which is a bummer because I really loved coffee; if you have a good decaf brand by all means let me know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sister, beer, drums, Imgur, ADVENTURE, and not jeans. I really don't enjoy pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tom Landry's hat.
Good Cards Against Humanity combos.
Why I decided owning a record player is a good idea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding a train back home, which lately is a good hour or two trip thanks to the weather. If people at work are partying I hang around the city for a while; otherwise, who knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to live in the middle of nowhere but with internet connection.
My stomach makes noises like it's a cement mixer.
Glasses are sexy.
You should message me if
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I will be happy to message people back to talk about whatever.
My fields of expertise being video games, beer, and Internet memes.