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MaxTheHuman

27 M Palatine, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A self loathing hypocrite with at least two fetishes and 151 pokemon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lost my job. Lost my friend. So now just here in case Lauren Cohan changes her mind and responds to my emails.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good: Starting projects.
Bad:Finishing projects.
See what I did there?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My OKCupid profile, obvs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy The Walking Dead because the score is chilling and I like thinking the rest of the world is dead and I'm just building a house out of tires.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sister, beer, and not jeans. I really don't enjoy pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tom Landry's hat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying into a taco made of at least 12 habanero peppers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My grandma was dying of cancer and I told her I was happy. That was a lie.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are as self-destructive as I am. Nuclear weapons hoo-hah!