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MaxTheHuman

28 Palatine, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A self loathing hypocrite with at least two fetishes and 151 pokemon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Maintaining video games, which is close enough to making video games without the stress and lack of money and free time. I finally have a job I can wear shorts at, so I'm pretty happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good: Starting projects.
Bad:Finishing projects.
See what I did there?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My OKCupid profile, obvs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy The Walking Dead because the score is chilling and I like thinking the rest of the world is dead and I'm just building a house out of tires.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sister, beer, and not jeans. I really don't enjoy pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tom Landry's hat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying into a taco made of at least 12 habanero peppers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to live in the middle of nowhere but with internet connection.
You should message me if
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You are as self-destructive as I am. Nuclear weapons hoo-hah!

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