I am just your average human who enjoys higher cognitive thinking and using tools to achieve goals. I am definitely not a horse.

I have no idea how to start conversations.

A lot of people say I'm Nick Miller from New Girl. I can be comically cynical at times, I'm very frugal when it comes to a lot of things (I built my own couch when I moved; it works, let's leave it at that) but I still tip people and am not a jerk like that.

I don't have a smart phone. Someday I might give and get one.

I love using semicolons; I think they're great. I sometimes wonder if I am using them correctly, but that thought quickly subsides.

I'm a huge craft beer lover (hence why I brew beer myself). I don't try and get drunk all the time; I enjoy drinking beer, not so much getting drunk.

I was in marching band for eight years playing the drums. (toms and bass drum) It's left me a love for drum corps, college football games, tailgating, and a bad ankle. Not too bad, but enough where I start limping after a wedding reception.

My day job is to yell at people at how badly they program computers and fixing their mistakes. At the very least I'll stick around for a few years to pay off my student loans and save up for, I dunno, a boat?
I love to brew beer. I'm trying to move to BIAB this year, since I got a grain crusher and a gas stove finally. Currently brewing an ESB, an oatmeal stout, a Russian Imperial milk stout, and an American IPA. I brew a lot of little batches, I like how it gives me variety.
I've been on a board game kick recently, playing Catan and trading up all the wood. If you got a good board game to recommend, I am all ears.
I might buy a motorcycle this year. I've had my license for a few years, and I might have enough student debt paid off to justify getting an old used one to ride around during the summer. Would love to take some camping trips on it.
I help my friend run a Minecraft server. If you're a friendly person who likes playing Minecraft, give me a ring-a-ling and we'll hook you up. I used to like building stuff, but now a good portion of my time is fixing things. Such is the curse of being the one with technical computer knowledge.

I'm sorry I live in the middle of nowhere.

People have told me I'm an exceptional drummer. I actually play a few instruments, and I write music from time to time.
I'm also surprisingly good at cooking, despite never following a recipe. I am, however, awful at baking. (if it involves flour in any way, forget about it)
I've never lost a game of Tetris Attack for the SNES.
I have an amazing ability to start projects and never finish them.
I seem to know about the weirdest shit on the Internet.

My easily offensive sense of humor.
Um, I'm tall?
I used to have a tumor on my nose; this used to be a pretty easy question.

I have an original copy of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I bought in a second hand store for a dollar. It's okay to be jealous. The Wrinkle in Time series is my favorite book series. Kurt Vonnegut also rocks, and pretty much anything old timey sci-fi. I also like all of Max Brook's zombie books, though I think the World War Z movie looks dumb.
I love Doctor Who, Top Gear, and Adventure Time. I will also occasionally stay up all night watching MST3K marathons.
I listen to a lot of bands you probably never heard of, because I'm a hipster. Rocking Freen in Green and Ryan Miller right now. Despite this, Rush is the best band ever, hands down.
I love all food except raw onions. Can't eat that shit. Taco Tuesday is a religious holiday and I take it very seriously.
I drink my coffee black, nothing else. I like all beers except rye beers, but I'm not much into wine or hard liquor. I don't like tea, despite people's various attempts to indoctrine me into it.
This accurately depicts my reaction to food: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s

Computers.
Beer.
Music.
Long John Silvers / Taco Bell (thank you glorious food gods for combining these two into one single establishment)
Fancy Hats.
Imgur.

Where I should travel to first now that I have a passport.
What to do with the 20 pound turkey in my freezer.
Crazy beer recipes.
Ways I can get my roommate to DO HIS DAMN DISHES.

Going to a microbrewery or shooting zombies, depending on how bad the weather is.
Finding random movies on Netflix. The weirder the better.

I think Call Me Maybe is a catchy song. Go ahead and shun me.

When I was little I thought that you had to drink coffee to be an adult, and that you also had to drink it to go on dates, so I forced myself to drink it.

you can look past my horsing around.
Hurrrrrr.

If you want to talk beers and brewing with me, I can discuss that for hours. Or if you want to go grab a beer. I rarely turn that down.

If you wanna play the vidjia games with me. I have a group of friends who play pretty regularly, and we can always use more.

If you want to cry and scream into a pillow with me over Netflix removing all of their MST3K episodes from their selection.

If you want to show me something you found on the Internet. I'm usually pretty up to speed on Internet happenings, but I've been surprised before.

I guess, as a last resort, if you want to go out with me, or whatever.