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MaxTheHuman

28 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel like my whole life did a 180 these past few months. Who knew things like that happened in your late twenties? 30 year-olds, probably.
The Internet is way too impersonal and it tends to skew our expectations way out of acceptable ranges. But, to be fair I'm not good at flirting and worse at doing this OKCupid thing, so it's a nice reminder that not all women my age are engaged or married. Also there's this: http://i.imgur.com/Up5rTWx.jpg

Let's boil it down to the basics:
I make video games.
I brew beer.
I play drums.
I like to camp.
Card and board games are my jam.

I have pretty much accidentally stumbled into all my previous relationships. I am the Mr. Magoo of dating.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work in the west loop, maintaining video games, which is close enough to making video games without the stress and lack of money and free time. I finally have a job I can wear shorts at, so I'm pretty happy.
Not work-related I'm building a bar in my apartment. Like a full 7-foot stained-wood bar with a tap and a fridge and bar signs.
March is going to be mostly moving into Wicker Park and then April is going to be weddings and traveling to Minsk for work. Suffice to say I'll be a little busy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking without recipes, driving directions, keeping the sink free of dishes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You don't look as fat as your pictures make you look!" - actual thing someone told me recently.
Lately, it's that I haven't gotten a haircut or shaved in a while. None of my pictures are very recent but I look the same, only hairier.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just finished Diamond Age and Childhood's End, which were both good. Thinking of picking up the Foundation series. Or rereading the Wrinkle in Time series because that series is bomb-diggity.

My TV comes to me via Netflix, so I'm usually late to every TV party ever. There are a surprisingly large amount of said parties afoot.

I could rattle off a bunch of band names - Coheed, Incubus, Mew - but I just listen to everything anyway, so here's my top 3 so far:
1) Rush
2) Miracles of Modern Science
3) Mae
Also I go through month-long moods where I really like one particular artist. This month is Jamiroquai.

Food: Spicy. I got a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce and it kills me in a good way. I'm a big sushi fan, and love hot wings, but the way to my heart is a good taco.

Speaking of hearts, full disclosure: I can't have caffeine. Which is a bummer because I really loved coffee. So, when getting coffee, I get hot chocolate. Like a nine year old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family (aw how generic)
2. Jamming
3. Imgur
4. Mexican Food
5. ADVENTURE
6. Not wearing jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tom Landry's hat.
Good Cards Against Humanity combos.
Why I decided owning a record player is a good idea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beers. Catching up on Netflix. Playing the games of the video or board variety. Peeing on castle-shaped buildings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on this site because I'm tired of going to weddings by myself.
I want to live in the middle of nowhere but with internet connection.
My digestive system is terrible at everything.
Glasses are sexy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If this is you: http://i.imgur.com/uUk4KYW.jpg

You are bored and want someone to talk to about the most random things. Examples for discussion:
- Do pescetarians eat turtles or alligators?
- How do people fall asleep at the wheel?
- Wouldn't being a hobo be kind of exciting? (minus the starving and general danger to your well being)
- Why. in my dreams, does my mother insist I wear flannel before I chase after a drug cartel?
- Why is a gallon of milk more expensive than two gallons?
Also, anything involving beer, video games, and science.

Please please please if you are crazy enough to want to hang out in person do not ask me to pick somewhere to go. I am very bad at picking activities under any sort of pressure so I will say something boring like, "Go see a movie, and eat foods," or suggest a crazy person thing like, "Let's go to the Mustard Museum in Middleton, Wisconsin and play Pokemon TCG afterwards.