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25 M Chandler, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 20
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi! I'm Max!
Welcome to my profile.

I think I might be kinda odd, but in a fun way! The worse it gets the more I laugh. I'm also very sarcastic and can have an unusual sense of humor - always joking but it seems to puzzle people more than make anyone laugh. I'm a nerd! Videogames, anime, sci-fi, fantasy goodness and boardgames are my idea of a good time.

While I have a nasty habit of neglecting it or distracting myself, I'm a pretty talented (if unpracticed) artist... working on the unpracticed part.

I think the universe and everything in it is insane and I'm just in a continuous state of awe at the chaos and absurdity of it all, which I love to ramble on about to no end.

Love doing anything with anyone, especially if it involves any kind of music. I listen to a lot, of great variety, and one of my favorite things to do is find new music. If you suggest it, I will adopt it and make it my own!

I'm pretty awesome, you want to date me, even if you don't now it yet. =D
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working full time at the company I own. At a loss trying to figure out what productive things to do in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awkward either intentionally or naturally.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I sing a lot (not that I CAN sing) so you'll probably hear me before you see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like good movies and shows.

Music is all over the place, and usually shifts pretty drastically over a period of a few months. Currently in love with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, and Foster the People, The Kills, and honestly many more. Talk Talk, TV on the Radio, Greenskeepers, Boards of Canada, Tool, Led Zeppelin... Kid Cudi, LCD Soundsystem, Talking Heads... Purity Ring, The xx, Tegan & Sara, The Black Keys, Mutemath, Miike Snow... Stereolab, Broadcast, Kurt Vile, Yo La Tengo

Food... trying to eat healthy and broaden my tastes at the same time, so I'm up for anything really, LOVE Sushi, want to EAT Sushi.

Books: the kind that make me think or move me emotionally. That's about as vague as I can possibly be.

If the words Game Grumps, The Nerdist, Geek & Sundry, Kill La Kill, Ghost in the Shell, or Warhammer mean anything to you, BONUS POINTS!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Chapstick
3. Humor
4. Friends and family
5. Internet
6. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Crushing the world under my iron fist.

The world is doomed and I'm amused to be witnessing the fall.

I'm losing my mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing videogames, watching a movie... tend to work 6-7 days a week lately, so going to bed in reasonable fashion for a full Saturday. Boring I know, I need someone to go on adventures with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm thoroughly convinced of my own stupidity.
You should message me if
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You want to, don't be shy.