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Maxhouse32

34 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am bar none the most awesome person ever. No flaws no hang ups just perfection. Oh wait I'm not a good swimmer. Dammit! There is something that's not perfect about me. Plus i'm writing this on the toilet, you should know that. I jumped a pogo stick over the grand canyon, captured and killed Harry Houdini, plus knocked out a grizzly bear with a back handed slap. Interest you?? Hmmm
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being awesome and lifting heavy things .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Naming the three types of clouds.
That's all I got.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The ruby encrusted eye patch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- the wind in the willows
Movies- a birth of a nation, the sequel
Shoes- I don't have favorite shoes
Music- snow, the Canadian white rapper
Food- Ron Swanson style
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, the element not the network
Water
Food
My blood
Sunlight
My skin as well. Having no skin would totally suck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to ask people on questionnaires
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Skydiving in Paris or just hanging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pooping as I write this
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you want to take a trip to the natural history museum, I have a degree in archaeology so we don't need no stinking guides.