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Maxhouse32

34 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am bar none the most awesome person ever. No flaws no hang ups just perfection. Oh wait I'm not a good swimmer. Dammit! There is something that's not perfect about me. Plus i'm writing this on the toilet, you should know that. I jumped a pogo stick over the grand canyon, captured and killed Harry Houdini, plus knocked out a grizzly bear with a back handed slap. Interest you?? Hmmm
What I’m doing with my life
Being awesome and lifting heavy things .
I’m really good at
Naming the three types of clouds.
That's all I got.
The first things people usually notice about me
The ruby encrusted eye patch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- the wind in the willows
Movies- a birth of a nation, the sequel
Shoes- I don't have favorite shoes
Music- snow, the Canadian white rapper
Food- Ron Swanson style
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, the element not the network
Water
Food
My blood
Sunlight
My skin as well. Having no skin would totally suck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to ask people on questionnaires
On a typical Friday night I am
Skydiving in Paris or just hanging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pooping as I write this
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you want to take a trip to the natural history museum, I have a degree in archaeology so we don't need no stinking guides.