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MaximumRyan

32 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm not gonna bore you with where I’ve traveled, what I hope to accomplish in 5 years, what degrees I MAY or may NOT have, my musical tastes nor how sweet and caring I am; we’ll save that for job interviews.
Instead, I’m a low key, fun and smart guy with a great sense of humor. I like a dash of outdoor activities, Photography, Anything nature & science, trying new things, movie hopping, Netflix nights, sushi, Thai cuisine, surfing youtube for weird vids, spontaneity, a lil healthy mischief, a fun gal, "420 friendly" and if I go out, I prefer bars & lounges more so than clubs. I like to get a quiet drink and gaze out to the passerby's on the street and then there are times When I wanna get buzzed and dance. Deal with it.

I love a woman who’s down-to-earth, communicates well, emotionally low maintenance(Ha ha) & has some type of a funny bone in her...or would like one ;)
When it comes to my preference, I'm pretty open to most ethnicities. all I require is a cutie with personality and the rest is easy...but if your're tall, I wouldn't be mad at that ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A lil bit o' this and a lil bit o' that
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Making you feel comfortable.

*Photography

*Driving & parallel parking the shit out of a car

*Not letting people sucker me into helping them pack THEN move. IF I agree to help you move and shit's not packed when I get there, you're on your own. #RealTalk
The first things people usually notice about me
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Height, smile, eyes & presence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a closet nerd so anything Nature, science, sociology, anthropology and or sci-fi related.
I'm not into sports, although people sometimes assume I play, so I'll never ignore you for "The Game"...but nature and science on the other hand...

I don't subscribe to TV but I got Netflix and I find that I spend more time figuring out what to watch than actually watching anything. #FirstWorldProblems

Movies: The Royal Tennenbaums, 40 year-old virgin, 21 jump street, Minority Report, Bad Boys, Day Breakers, Dark City, Vanilla Sky, sliding doors, 28 days later, keeping the faith, The Lost Boys, Boyz N the Hood & tons more.

Music: Hip-Hop & 90s R&B reign supreme and other 90's music across all genres. I also like house, alternative, funk & Classic Rock.

Food: Love Thai, Sushi, west-Indian and Latin foods...there's really not much I DON'T eat ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Fun
2. Adventure
3.Honor
4.Mischief
5.Friends & fam
6.Passion
7. Spicy food (yeah, 7. So what?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for something to get into ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-99 problems but a sports team ain't one.

-I ain't got no time for that "Girl-interrupted" shit. All that mess can go in a box to the left.
You should message me if
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*You're fun.

*An open and avid communicator

*Believe Dinosaurs were REAL & the earth is round.

*Into dog parks & people watching. I don't have a dog but I'm trying to Abduct one ;)

*YOU ARE COMPLETELY OVER YOUR EX BOYFRIEND, F#%K BUDDY, CAMP COUNSELOR, LIFE COACH OR SPIRITUAL ADVISER.

*...And did I mention "420 friendly"?