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25 Mitcham, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 30
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

*I've decided to cut this down, as it was even less concise than it is now!*

Part Russian, northern Swedish and English. Though, I can only speak English, unfortunately; but hoping to learn Russian and Swedish soon. I love natural phenomena, wildlife, politics, history, astronomy, comedy and cooking...and logic-based games. I think that is a succinct summary :P

I enjoy being out and about in the life of London, having drinks in pubs with friends, picnics and generally being proactive. Though, I also have an old-fashioned tendency to sometimes want to stay home, cook, read and watch stand-up comedy.

I love controversial humour and I believe that comedy has no boundaries. Consequently, my humour might seem a tad abrasive, even if there's no conviction behind the jokes lol.

I consistently score INTJ on the MBTI test. Everybody seems to write their results here. From what I've read, being an INTJ basically means I'm a robot lol. I suppose I am pretty methodical and systematic, but I like to get things done thoroughly. I also like debating...especially in pubs: they're the best places to try and marshal one's facts!

I do sometimes experience fits of hyperactivity and regress to a puerile state ^^ however, I also have my more serious moments of clarity, where I enjoy talking about the profound things in life, like cheese and falconry. Reading back over this, I definitely seem like I have
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just graduated from UCL and trying to find ways to fund another excursion across Europe. I spent 2 months in Naples, Rome, Florence, Livorno and Barcelona with a friend. Probably one of the best times of my life. I want to spend this year, hopefully, working for Penguin Books. I won a national competition to work for them when I was 16; I ended up proofreading for them, interviewing authors, helping to host events and so many other cool things which have, fortunately, opened a fair few doors for me. Going to university, if anything, seemed more like a step backwards! That's my advice for the day: never choose a subject you even remotely dislike, as it will haunt you for years to come! I also want to put money aside for a Masters next year. What else am I doing... I think I'm still reeling from the exam stress, and, like many students, feel pretty lost now I've finished :P Basically, what I'm doing right now is going out far too often and drinking, and waiting for some form of inspiration!

Update: still nothing, lol.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest... :)

Looking awkward in pictures and generally avoiding being in them >< Checkers and puzzle games. Telling sick jokes :P I have a whole library of inappropriate and shocking jokes! Imparting a wealth of random facts. Proof reading, too, as I did it for a while. Witty retorts while having comical debates in pubs. Hugging strangers and making friends with homeless people. Having the MOST bizarre dreams possible. Being able to drink an insane amount of alcohol, not seem that drunk and always get home with relative ease.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Would have to be my height. I have, on many occasions, been used as a human ladder at concerts, and am frequently asked to fetch items from the top shelves in supermarkets. With great height comes great responsibility, it seems :/

That my expression always seems quite severe (I'm not grumpy, I swear!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite books: Arthur Conan Doyle's collective works, Oscar Wilde, Kevin Brooks, HP, LOTR, Jane Eyre, Great Expectations and many more.

Food: I LOVE to cook. I cook almost every day. My favourite food overall is soup/stew (must be my Slavic/nordic winter genes). However, I love to cook Italian food, too. I don't really have much of a sweet tooth, but I love milkshakes.

Music: ...Where to start...Russian folk music, Chopin, Rachmaninov, Debussy, Liszt, Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Dvorak, Mozart, Schubert and many other composers. I also adore flamenco (which I play), gypsy, French folk, Irish folk, opera, beatboxing and even some dubstep. Black metal/death metal. I enjoy many genres.

Films: Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, ROSEMARY'S BABY! As Good As it Gets, Orphan, Rambo: First Blood, Scarface, Predator. Black Swan, we are the millers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Prank channels on YouTube (pretty much subscribed to them all)
3. Internet
4. Cooking/Alcohol (yes, I sneakily added another one in!)
5. Checkers (I play on omgpop - my rating is 2270. Let me know if you want a game :P)
6. Working out/boxing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I really wish I could spend less time thinking...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finishing my politics class then heading to the UCL quad with my friend for a bit. After that, the student bar or a lively pub in the heart of London. This often results in me not leaving till about 3am, and not getting home till about 4:30am

Update: Pubbing it up with a friend in North London
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still do not know what 'Instagram' is, nor can I be bothered to check :D I also do not use, nor have I ever used, twitter. I do not know what 'reddit' is or any of these other, popular sites.

I would find the whole 'wine and dine' experience awkward for first dates. Would much rather be doing something outside/being busy. Or even a good pub...but fancy restaurants....never liked them much anyway. Pub playing pool with beer > sitting at a small table, eating overpriced food and drinking wine in a silent atmosphere.
You should message me if
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You have a brutal sense of humour >: ) Or if you have anything you'd like to say or ask.

If you are looking for a relationship that has the potential to be serious/committed (not a fling, basically)

If you love marine life and generally have a fascination with the sea.

Edit: sometimes, if I don't leave a message, it might be because your inbox is full XD