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MaybeMike

26 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I like sports, generally college football and soccer.. I like kittens , puppies and babies (as long as they aren't mine). I like sounding very simple by writing "I like" before every statement I make, hooray!

If you want to follow a stranger on Instagram too, feel free: MichaelTinPDX
What I’m doing with my life
Would you care if I was hideous?
Maybe I am hideous.
Are you calling me hideous?

Rude.
I’m really good at
Getting viewed and not messaged..... I blame El Niño.

=(
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, or my ridiculously huge bulging muscles which are clearly visible in all of my pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The ones with picturez, possibly wordzzz!

That Mitchell and Webb Look, Peep Show, Workaholics

Robert Allen Zimmerman (No, not that asshole from Florida)

NOTHING BUT POT ROAST, THAT SEEMS REASONABLE!!
The six things I could never do without
Water
Social interaction
Sports (Cliché and typical, I know)
Good food
Taco Bell mild sauce
Did I mention Taco Bell Mild sauce?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- what I will be doing in 5 years
- Random useless demographics
- If you're going to eat that?
- What being color blind would be like
- If parents really think about their last name when they decide to name their child "Harry"
- Where people are headed in their Hummer
- Why everyone is so interested in quantifying the Woodchuck's ability to chuck wood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching the Blazer game and drinking a bottle of wine. Wait did I say bottle? I meant.... No I meant bottle... We all have our vices....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I Jaywalked.....
......
ONCE!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You realize that I may have more significant things to say about myself than an online summary and bullet point based profile portrays. I'm not big on writing about myself, sorry if you were expecting a novel. Also, you should be able to handle a healthy dose of sarcasm, but lets hope you've already picked up on that little tid bit.