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MaybeMike

27 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy stuff, and also things.

If you want to follow a stranger on Instagram, feel free: MichaelPDX

Also if your idea of romance consists of drinking beer on the Staten Island Ferry, we have ourselves a deal! (I've only visited NYC, but it's that enjoyable)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Would you care if I was hideous?
Maybe I am hideous.
Are you calling me hideous?

Rude.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting viewed and not messaged..... I blame El Niño.

=(
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, or my ridiculously huge bulging muscles which are clearly visible in all of my pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Non fiction

Peep Show, Parks & Rec, That Mitchell and Webb Look

Bob Dylan, Against Me!, Wavves, Typhoon, Youth Lagoon, Kishi Bashi, FIDLAR, Odesza, The Velvet Underground, The Thermals, Autre Ne Veut, Beirut, J Cole, Childish Gambino, Bill Withers, Sam Cooke, The Antlers, Phantogram, Waters, Surfer Blood, Neutral Milk Hotel, CCR... And more, but this is a good start.

NOTHING BUT POT ROAST, THAT SEEMS REASONABLE!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water
Social interaction
Sports (Cliché and typical, I know)
Good food
Taco Bell mild sauce
Did I mention Taco Bell Mild sauce?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- what I will be doing in 5 years
- Random useless demographics
- If you're going to eat that?
- What being color blind would be like
- If parents really think about their last name when they decide to name their child, "Harry"
- Where people are headed in their Hummer
- Why everyone is so interested in quantifying the Woodchuck's ability to chuck wood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching the Blazer game and drinking a bottle of wine. Wait did I say bottle? I meant.... No I meant bottle... We all have our vices....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I Jaywalked.....
......
ONCE!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You realize that I may have more significant things to say about myself than an online summary and bullet point based profile portrays. I'm not big on writing about myself, sorry if you were expecting a novel. Also, you should be able to handle a healthy dose of sarcasm, but lets hope you've already picked up on that little tid bit.