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Maybelle_2

25 F Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Jun 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love sunsets and long walks on the beach. (Kidding but not really kidding). I am very proud of my sea shell collection.

My favorite candy flavor is blue?

I think diamonds, hairspray, and handbags are useless. And therefore, I think that concerning oneself with these things makes a person/woman pointlessly useless and silly.

I enjoy children and the elderly, as they tend to say what they mean, even when it's so honest it makes things awkward.

I'm terrible at high fives, as I frequently miss out of sheer excitement.

I paint. Quite well.

My favorite noise is the one that zebras make when they are talking to one another. Yes, that is a real thing.

I am convinced that if I owned a horse, all my problems would be solved. (I.e. Transportation, companionship, and the general proximity to wildness).

My favorite bar is the tiny creepy one you have probably never been too. And that is why I'm trying to meet people this way...
What I’m doing with my life
I grew up in a small town in the woods. I miss it.

I lived in Chicago for 5 years. I made a ton of great memories, but didn't want to stay there for too long. It was too hazardous. In far too many ways...

BUT sometimes as a result, when I'm angry, I sound like a bears fan.

I have a B.A. in Anthropology.

I think insects are really interesting and usually don't swat at them. Which is confusing for a lot of people.

My friends are my family. I spend as much time with them as possible.

My favorite person in the whole world was my husky dog, Jasper.
I’m really good at
Talking in my sleep.
Liking people for who they are.
Creepy/ funny/ embarrassing facial expressions.
Giving advice (or so I've been told)
Tiny, quiet, undetectable burps.
Not being like those other girls.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nose ring.
Big smile.
Old shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just the Bs for now:

1. Britain's Empire

2. Bloc Party.

3. Blubber. (Kidding, but not really kidding)

4. Bob's Burgers.

5. Beans, any. Bananas, foster. Beer, stout.
The six things I could never do without
Vitamin D
1930s-50s Sci-Fi
Arthropods
Self-expression
Night Swimming
My 16 year old cat with two extra toes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where the color blue meets the color green.
And how the color veridian should never be used to paint anything.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a house. In a park. By the lake. On my bike.
...Laughing, chatting, breathing, smiling.
With my pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch infomercials...because I like them.

I hug trees. When no one is looking.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to get to know someone new in numerous ways, i.e. physically, philosophically, emotionally, interpersonally, etc.

You want to hit up a bar on willy street.