My favorite candy flavor is blue?
I think diamonds, hairspray, and handbags are useless. And therefore, I think that concerning oneself with these things makes a person/woman pointlessly useless and silly.
I enjoy children and the elderly, as they tend to say what they mean, even when it's so honest it makes things awkward.
I'm terrible at high fives, as I frequently miss out of sheer excitement.
I paint. Quite well.
My favorite noise is the one that zebras make when they are talking to one another. Yes, that is a real thing.
I am convinced that if I owned a horse, all my problems would be solved. (I.e. Transportation, companionship, and the general proximity to wildness).
My favorite bar is the tiny creepy one you have probably never been too. And that is why I'm trying to meet people this way...