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likeflakesofrust

33 M San Jose, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Gemini
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to stop my daily grind and play music for a living. I love to create soundscapes, audible art, and sonic emotions. It's definitely a fantasy at this point, but I don't let go of the dream. Someday.

I'm a pretty average individual on paper. 5'10", white, balding brown hair, brown eyes, dark complexioned, average looks, "soft and cuddly" build, broad shoulders, no police record... et cetera.

My attitudes, opinions, and the nuances in my appearance are what make me stand out. I need to be met or seen in the flesh to be fully appreciated. Just like you, I'm sure.

Well, that's who I think I am. I might be wrong.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Workin n payin bills.
Tryin to get famous on the interweb.

I'm also in a band. Maybe you haven't heard of us, we're called A View to the East, find us on Bookface if you like. We're pretty hard to listen to and as a result, are doomed to obscurity.
Come see my band play at Motorfest on Sept 14th 2013. Inquire within for more info.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Aging. Been doing it since I was a twinkle in my father's eye.

Losing my ________ (< thing) and then finding it/them in my ________. (< place)

Fixing cars. An actual skill.

Making lists. Not an actual skill.

Observing/creepin.

That thing you like. I'm really good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tail, horns, booming laugh, and the trail of dead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Vonnegut, LaVey, Gilmore, Pullman, Aligheri

Music: Metal, some punk, indie, folk, classic country.
Ihsahn, Bad Religion, Buck Owens, Cat Stevens... those spring to mind

Shows: Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy (though it's getting a bit tired), South Park, Anime... there's definitely a trend here. I'm not a big fan of prime-time dramas, because I lose interest from all the filler episodes, sitcoms are meh... Truth be told, I don't have cable because I'm bored by it.

Movies: I'm down for pretty much any movie, except horror flicks.

Food: I like simple food I suppose. I'm trying to change my diet to eliminate preservatives and GMOs. I will admit it's been hard, because deep down inside me is a dissatisfied and unfulfilled 10 year old kid that used to be allergic to chocolate, caffeine, and all forms of sweetener.
Beer, milk, and water are delicious- separately, combined I imagine they're awful.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music.
Conversation.
A vehicle suitable for adventure.
Beer.
A toilet.
Clean clothes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fuckin pegasus.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, talking over a beer. Typically.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep with my cat. She's sharp yet cuddly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am not DTF.
If you are, try this: www.adultfriendfinder.com
I just made your sex life way easier.

I'm pretty much game for anything that doesn't involve jumping from planes (unless my life depends on me jumping from that plane).

If for whatever crazy reason you do decide to contact me: be nice, have a semblance of forethought added to your message, and at the very least please use punctuation.