I am:
-Sharp witted
-Sarcastic
-Clean, healthy, vibrant, lush, and full; lather, rinse, and repeat as desired.
-Fortified with 9 essential vitamins and minerals
-Musical, lyrical, poetic
-Simpllllllllle kind of mannnn. O won't you do this for me son... if you can. (The Deftones' version of that son rules)
-Romantic, passionate
-Introverted I like to think. Likely not.
-Tenacious
-Persistent
-A perfectionist
-Not photogenic, unless something is covering my face.
-Good at making lists. Which isn't really all that valuable of a skill.
-Level headed in all aspects.
-Evil, but so very lovable. Bwahahaha!

Fighting against the oppressive dictators trying to iron out the wrinkles of our brains.
I also play bass in a band and have a job I do job things at.

Making music.
Passing harsh judgment.
Sarcasm.
Making friends.
Sex, I'm told.
All kinds of things.

I'm actually pretty boring when it comes down to it. Sorry.

My name doesn't fit my ethnicity and that weirds people out.

"What do you mean you're not Irish or Spanish?!" - quoth the person I just met

"What the fuck else could I mean when I say that? Are you calling me a liar?" - quoth me in a slightly irritable tone

"Well, with a temper like that you must be Irish." - quoth the person I now think is a bigot and calling me a liar.

"Now you're just being an asshole." - quoth me, obviously tired of the conversation

"Hahaha! I like you! We should go drinking! Maybe get into a couple fights or dance and sweet talk some ladies." - quoth asshole I have made a mental note to never hang out with.

"Fine. You're buying." - quoth me attempting to end the inane conversation

"So now you're a Jew?" - quoth person I am certain is a bigot

And it goes on from there. I can't tell you how many times I've had that conversation.

Remember kids: stereotypes hurt.

MUSIC
My most favoritest thing in the world.
Metal (esp. Doom and Black sub genres), hard rock, punk, post-punk/rock/metal, classic country, drone/ambient, britpop, 70's folk, lo-fi folk... all kinds of weird music you've likely never heard of.
As long as it doesn't sound watered down, manufactured, generic, or over produced, it's entirely possible that I like it.
\m/

Current addictions: Ghost, Terra Tenebrosa, Ulver, Green Carnation, Graveyard, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, King Dude, Mastodon, Deathspell Omega, and Baroness. (I'm lucky I work where I can listen to music nearly non-stop all day)

BOOKS
Anything Vonnegut or LaVey. I've been on a poetry kick lately too... which is weird for me. Don't have a favorite poet yet... maybe John Milton or Dylan Thomas. It's too early to tell.
I like philosophy, theology, fantasy, classic literature, things with pictures I can color/'bate to/simply enjoy, and general works of fiction.

Current reads: The Satanic Scriptures by Magus Peter Gilmore, Paradise Lost by John Milton, Oh myyy! There goes the internet. by George Takei, 4WD Offroad Parts catalog by 4 Wheel Parts.

FOOD
I eat like a 9 year old. Mostly evil and unhealthy foods. I've been putting forth an effort to change my eating habits. The main problem I have is with wasting food. I don't eat large portions and live alone, so I throw out food constantly. I wish my cat ate "people food" or that I had a pet Hyena... or Owl. Those would be cool pets. I digress...

MOVIES and SHOWS
I just don't watch television, I feel like I'm wasting away just sitting there. Don't get me wrong, I love Futurama, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, British comedies (old and new), Top Gear, and watching all kinds of movies (mostly stereotypical "guy" movies: kung-fu/samurai, action, anime, absurd comedies), but I just rarely watch anything. Once every couple weeks or if I'm sick.

Music
People
Uhhhh...

Things I'm certain I could do without:
Dirty dishes and laundry
Vegetables
Tampons/pads
Diapers (for the time being)
Fm Radio
Cable
Paved roads (I drive a Jeep)
Traffic
Tea/Republicans
Mass advertising
Palm Trees
White people. I hate em. We're the worst.
Photic sneeze reflex. Even sneezing in general.

The past. The future. Now. Guns. Girls. Cars. Motorcycles. Food. Sentience. Politics. Money. Society. Sex. Vacation. Dating. Moving.

Playing a video game on my phone/tablet while hanging out with my cat, band practice, show, or drinking til I can't feel feelings. Sometimes all four in succession.
Or I'm sleeping. (I work Saturdays.) So yeah. I go to bed early.

I like it when my cat cuddles with me and licks my head. She is doing that right now in fact.

You are trustworthy, a good conversationalist, noble, classy, polite, hip, dark, understanding, independent, mature, and romantic. (Think Morticia Addams but modern)
If you look like, or are: Alison Brie, Rose Leslie, Laura Prepon, or Christina Ricci (with a forehead instead of a fivehead). If you are Christina Ricci, I'm sorry about the parenthetical comment I just made, but you do have a massive forehead. Just massive. (peep: http://norandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christina-ricci-hq-scan-70.jpg )
Also, if you actually want to meet someone from the internet. I'm kinda tired of finding girls that have an OkC account as an accessory. Shit or get off the pot, is what I'm saying.