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Mayor_of_Astoria

26 / M / straight / Single

Astoria, New York

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Okay), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

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What I’m doing with my life

I'm a researcher for a political comedy show. So I know a whole lot about very little.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books... A lot of Vonnegut (Mother Night, Slapstick especially). Bukowski (novels, not poems). David Sedaris. Most of Woody Allen's books. Jesus' Son. Currently reading Jailbird.

I am currently enforcing a podcast embargo to get myself back into reading.

Movies... Anything that involves someone overcoming adversity. You know, like Akeelah and the Bee... Or Revenge of the Nerds. Currently obsessing over Star Trek.

Music... I will tell you that I am getting into the Clash. This is true, but I have strategically left out the details about my terrible musical taste.

Food... This is a subject I'm more passionate about than music. Indian, Sushi, Thai, Ethiopian, Sandwiches, Fruit, Vegetables, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, pretty much anything that doesn't involve beets. Oh, and BRUNCH.

The six things I could never do without

Seinfeld re-runs
cell phone
avocados
The 4th of July
Gmail
Water!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Now in French
un peu

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

that I have an OkCupid profile