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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 30
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Just moved back to Maine after 10 years in the south. Glad to be back home and can't wait to discover all the new stuff that seems to have popped up while I was gone. Love biking, going to awesome restaurants and seeing live music.

I have a bulldog named chowder who farts way too much.

I've been to Tatooine and Endor. Shook hands with a couple of world leaders. no big deal
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in a call center. I am not long for this job field.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories and making them way longer than necessary.

sarcasm and self-deprecating humor

I make a pretty damn good pizza
The first things people usually notice about me
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The red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love the classics, especially anything directed by Billy Wilder. Really dig japanese and korean cinema. Buckaroo Banzai and Big Trouble in Little China are my 2 all time favorite movies.

TV: Mr. Robot, Rick and Morty, Review.

books: Currently reading The Martian

Eddie Hinton, The Wipers, Leon bridges, Etta James, Naked Raygun, Revolution summer stuff, Bad Brains, 80s Power pop. I still get snotty about music but I'm trying to catch myself
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my glasses
-something good to read
-my bike
-my camera, although i've been neglecting it lately
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably at home with a book lately.
You should message me if
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you enjoy late night soul dance parties.

you want to go cruise record shops for obscure finds