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Mazzario

31 Standish, ME Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just moved back to Maine after 10 years in the south. Glad to be back home and can't wait to discover all the new stuff that seems to have popped up while I was gone. Love biking, going to awesome restaurants and seeing live music.

I have a bulldog named chowder who farts way too much.

I've been to Tatooine and Endor. Shook hands with a couple of world leaders. no big deal
What I’m doing with my life
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Just got a job in a call center....i'm skeptical, having never worked in an office setting, but trying to remain open minded about it. Now i'm saving up some money so i can move out of the woods and into Portland. Other than that I'm constantly trying to expand my, currently pitiful, record collection and try as many of the new bars and restaurants that portland as i can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories and making them way longer than necessary.

sarcasm and self-deprecating humor

I make a pretty damn good pizza
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm going with the beard. For the first time in my life there exists, online, more pictures of me with a beard than without.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love the classics, especially anything directed by Billy Wilder. Really dig japanese and korean cinema. Buckaroo Banzai and Big Trouble in Little China are my 2 all time favorite movies.

TV: Game of Thrones and mad men are the only things I make an effort not to miss. I watch the walking dead, but it infuriates me.

books: Cormac McCarthy, Hunter S. Thompson, I've read a song of ice and fire more times than I care to admit. Currently reading Gone Girl and Mark Twain's complete works. Hoping to have those done by the time the new Marukami comes out

Recent comics I've read/am reading
-Saga
-underwater welder
-sweet tooth
-Habibi
-Bone is one of my all time favorites

Eddie Hinton, The Wipers, Sam Cooke, Etta James, Naked Raygun, Revolution summer stuff, Bad Brains, 80s Power pop
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my glasses
-something good to read
-my bike
-sustenance
-shelter
-my camera, although i've been neglecting it lately
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How did I never notice the mandolin in the Replacements - I Will Dare?

Why aren't more people familiar with Eddie Hinton (google him, I'll wait....)

when are we going to get another wave of good rock music or a soul resurgence?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably at home with a book lately.
You should message me if
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you enjoy late night soul dance parties.

you want to go cruise record shops for obscure stuff most people choose to ignore.

You want to go hiking! I've wanted to start hiking more, but know nothing about places to hike in the area and could really use a guide.

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