Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After three years in the Bay, I just quit my desk job in San
Francisco and I've returned to pursue a variety of dreams and
endeavors including but not limited to: writing the next great
American novel, becoming a wildly successful underground comic
known for his gritty social insights, and reconnecting with the
place I love.
I been around. I have toured Europe on multiple occasions and have
visited all 48 contiguous states. (Whilst my family was traveling
through Kansas, it was so oppressively hot, flat, and boring that
my father wondered aloud "Why the fuck would Dorothy want to come
back to this?") This past Summer I literally drove the shittiest RV
still in (barely) road-worthy operation across this country of ours
three times visiting 25 states.
I'd like to think I am smart but I think it would be more fair to
say that I am clever. I can move pretty quickly and for those who
can't keep up, they can just as easily become my next target. I
just really like making smarmy, hilarious comments about things
that make people uncomfortable. It's kind of my litmus test of your
confidence. If you're laughing too, you're ok.
I studied physics and philosophy in college. Those are topics very
near and dear to my heart, but I also love talking about the
amazing advances that we are making every day in technology. I'm
blown away by the daily advances I see in science, medicine, etc.
We truly are living in the future.
Cooking is something I learned from necessity in my early 20's. But
after a few years I found that not only had I gotten the hang of
it, but that I actually had a knack for it. Most of the dishes I
prepare are Cajun classics (though I am still unsatisfied with my
étouffée). The best dish in my repertoire is a port-marinated duck
breast topped with a veal blackberry demi-glace with red
I love to disc golf and you can usually find me doing exactly that
on the weekends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am cultivating the richest possible lifetime experience . I want
to see every great city, climb every mountain, and fuck every
Seriously though, I am performing at every comedy mic to which I
can physically transport myself and starting my own Social Media
Marketing Company. Mostly because I don't want a real boss. Eff
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Defending the honor and position of the Oxford comma. A panda bear
eats, shoots and leaves.
Anything that involves my left brain. I am a raconteur
Being manly and dependable. The moustache says it all. (Used to any
way. I just wanted to eat soup again!)
Keeping promises. I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
Sleeping exclusively on my left side.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am loud. I am opinionated. I am funny, but not funny lookin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Stranger in a Strange Land
Rage Against the Machine Oct. 27, 2007 NOLA
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Google and the internet. (I hate to say this because it makes me
seem like an addict but I am really just addicted to learning new
2. My dog Buster Brown
3. A pen and a lighter. (I include these two together because I
feel they are the quintessential utility tools for any boy who
would dare call himself a man.)
4. A good book. (I am literally ALWAYS reading something. Ask me
5. Music. ( I am always listening to something new. Right now I am
on this Ratatat kick.)
6. Comedy. Performance is the only thing that makes me feel alive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Funny stuff. Stuff I think is funny. These do not always dove tail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking whiskey, telling a long, complex yet hilarious story,
launching off on a tangent, forgetting where I was, spilling my
drink with exasperated hand gestures, getting another drink,
smoking a joint, finishing my story unsolicited at strange times,
and making sarcastic, deadpan comments under and over my breath the
whole damn time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing along shamelessly to pop music and dance in strange places.
You should message me if
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You have red hair because that is my kryptonite.
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