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McBeardy

41 Atlanta, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care."

-Dennis Reynolds
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Commercial Real Estate Investor by day and a masked crime fighter by night...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crushing cinder blocks to powder by flexing my "rock-hard" pecs!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that, apparently, it IS possible to get that much awesomeness into one person...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by authors Stephen King, George R R Martin, Dan Abnett, Graham McNeil, Douglas Adams, or Dan Simmons.
Movies: Directors Quentin Tarrantino, Christopher Nolan, Martin Scorsese, and the Zucker Brothers.
Music: Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Allman Brothers, and Beck.
Food: Anything on Buford Highway (not in the restaurants, but literally laying on Buford Highway).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My beard
2) The loving support of all of my fans
3) My razor sharp wit
4) Oxygen
5) Brown Sugar Bacon from West Egg in Midtown
6) You
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Brown Sugar Bacon from West Egg in Midtown
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends at a pub, watching a movie, or watching a movie about being out with friends at a pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
With a great beard comes great responsibility...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you are prepared to embark upon a magical journey to a land filled with unicorns, leprechauns, and sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads....