I am Daft, Larconic, and Whimsical.
My Self-Summary
Hello,
I'm currently residing in Oxford, Being bored senseless by my lame
office job, I try and counter act this by making films, playing
guitar and painting stuff oh and reading, watching, absorbing media
as an act of pure excapisim. I also spend as much time as possible
out of the country seeing how the whole world outside of England
spends it's time and eating new and weird things. I generally count
myself as laid back but with the occational frustrated rant
followed by a few hours of silence. Oh and my beard has magical
powers of tv remote/wallet/keys locatingness. I can somehow manage
to know where things are, unless it's in a supermarket, as they
radiate strange waves that block my motor functions and erases my
memory to the point that i knock things over and never get what i
need to.
Now in German
ich spreche Deutsches sehr gut. Ich erlerne es von einem Buch
What I’m doing with my life
Not so much at the moment, preparing for an adventure into the east
to trade spices and rare metals for gunpowder and chopsticks. I
have all the camels i need I'm just waiting for the spring to make
the push across eastern Europe.
I'm only in one band these days, which is a girl fronted heavy
rock/grunge/classic rock type of mishmash. Since only one band
isn't quite enough for me I'm looking for an interesting side
project. Possibly going to teach Bass. Spread the love of playing
Bass to the masses and earn a little booze money on the side as
well...
Also plotting how to excape the office using only a stapler, a
water bottle and a good silk tie. As of yet i've always been caught
while trying to climb the wire. Maybe a better plan involving a
converluted stage show, a football and a over excitible
Scotsperson.
I’m really good at
Finding things, cooking, eating, and reaching things on high
shelves.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Size, I'm normally towering over people, and my hair, there is a
lot of it and it's pretty noticeable.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm going to do my current top five, because I'm lazy and there is
a lot to type.
Books -
1) - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2) - 1984
3) - American Gods
4) - Snow Crash
5) - The Picture of Dorian Grey
Films -
1) - American History X
2) - The Shawshank Redemption
3) - Schindler's list
4) - Who Framed Roger Rabbitt
5) - Baseketball
Music -
1) - Radiohead
2) - Kyuss
3) - A Perfect Circle
4) - Four Tet
5) - Death in Vegas
Food -
1) - Everything
2) - Everything
3) - Everything
4) - Everything
5) - Except Coffee
The six things I could never do without
1) -
Books
2) -
Music
3) -
Tea
4) - Someone to
giggle with
5) - A good pair of
headphones
6) -
Bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the Schnafenwargle beast trips merrily along the broadwalk in
southsea. Bounding over flibbles and goats. Watching the Isle of
Wight receed into the great nothiningness falling out of my ear.
The space between the carrots predicts the good fortune in the
mouses life. Closer the carrot the closer the cheese. The mouse
watches the Schnafenwargle beast hop from carrot to carrot with a
tear in his eye, the tear falls and becomes the great ocean full of
beetroots. Stained purple the sea washes over me, fillinging me
with it's purple goodness, taking away the pale and pallor. Bring
me my hunting lance cries the mouse and wibbles towards the
offensive beast. Squewered like last nights sweaty kabab the beast
falls as the dropped hamburger and makes a splat on the pavement.
Carrots and humas makes the better snack.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the leftfield, dodging erroneous fridges and dancing the tango
with an inflatable banana. Either this or plotting how to survive
the end of the world with only a stick, a few good bottles of wine,
a copy of Heidegger's Time and Being, oh and a Ninja, on a pirate
ship, sailing the waters of the the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
That I have seen it many times, with horses...
You should message me if
You wish to help me with my whimsical adventures in internetland...
or you can help cure my boredom of anything that is generally
considered normal... If you wish to do some random online musical
project, or are close to Oxford and want to learn to play Bass...
or you damn well feel like it, there is nothing to be scared of, I
welcome all messages...