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McBoomstick
25 / M / straight / Seeing someone
Oxford, United Kingdom
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 4" (1.93m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Aries and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Daft, Larconic, and Whimsical.
My Self-Summary
Hello,
I'm currently residing in Oxford, Being bored senseless by my lame office job, I try and counter act this by making films, playing guitar and painting stuff oh and reading, watching, absorbing media as an act of pure excapisim. I also spend as much time as possible out of the country seeing how the whole world outside of England spends it's time and eating new and weird things. I generally count myself as laid back but with the occational frustrated rant followed by a few hours of silence. Oh and my beard has magical powers of tv remote/wallet/keys locatingness. I can somehow manage to know where things are, unless it's in a supermarket, as they radiate strange waves that block my motor functions and erases my memory to the point that i knock things over and never get what i need to.
I'm currently residing in Oxford, Being bored senseless by my lame office job, I try and counter act this by making films, playing guitar and painting stuff oh and reading, watching, absorbing media as an act of pure excapisim. I also spend as much time as possible out of the country seeing how the whole world outside of England spends it's time and eating new and weird things. I generally count myself as laid back but with the occational frustrated rant followed by a few hours of silence. Oh and my beard has magical powers of tv remote/wallet/keys locatingness. I can somehow manage to know where things are, unless it's in a supermarket, as they radiate strange waves that block my motor functions and erases my memory to the point that i knock things over and never get what i need to.
Now in German
ich spreche Deutsches sehr gut. Ich erlerne es von einem Buch
What I’m doing with my life
Not so much at the moment, preparing for an adventure into the east
to trade spices and rare metals for gunpowder and chopsticks. I
have all the camels i need I'm just waiting for the spring to make
the push across eastern Europe.
I've managed to get myself involved in not one but two musical projects. One being a piano based rock and roll/pop band and the other is a heavy rock/grunge project. Which is great, it's getting rid of a backlog of creative juice.
Also plotting how to excape the office using only a stapler, a water bottle and a good silk tie. As of yet i've always been caught while trying to climb the wire. Maybe a better plan involving a converluted stage show, a football and a over excitible Scotsperson.
I've managed to get myself involved in not one but two musical projects. One being a piano based rock and roll/pop band and the other is a heavy rock/grunge project. Which is great, it's getting rid of a backlog of creative juice.
Also plotting how to excape the office using only a stapler, a water bottle and a good silk tie. As of yet i've always been caught while trying to climb the wire. Maybe a better plan involving a converluted stage show, a football and a over excitible Scotsperson.
I’m really good at
Finding things, cooking, eating, and reaching things on high
shelves.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Size, I'm normally towering over people, and my hair, there is a
lot of it and it's pretty noticeable.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm going to do my current top five, because I'm lazy and there is
a lot to type.
Books -
1) - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2) - 1984
3) - American Gods
4) - Snow Crash
5) - The Picture of Dorian Grey
Films -
1) - American History X
2) - The Shawshank Redemption
3) - Schindler's list
4) - Who Framed Roger Rabbitt
5) - Baseketball
Music -
1) - Radiohead
2) - Kyuss
3) - A Perfect Circle
4) - Four Tet
5) - Death in Vegas
Food -
1) - Everything
2) - Everything
3) - Everything
4) - Everything
5) - Except Coffee
Books -
1) - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2) - 1984
3) - American Gods
4) - Snow Crash
5) - The Picture of Dorian Grey
Films -
1) - American History X
2) - The Shawshank Redemption
3) - Schindler's list
4) - Who Framed Roger Rabbitt
5) - Baseketball
Music -
1) - Radiohead
2) - Kyuss
3) - A Perfect Circle
4) - Four Tet
5) - Death in Vegas
Food -
1) - Everything
2) - Everything
3) - Everything
4) - Everything
5) - Except Coffee
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the Schnafenwargle beast trips merrily along the broadwalk in
southsea. Bounding over flibbles and goats. Watching the Isle of
Wight receed into the great nothiningness falling out of my ear.
The space between the carrots predicts the good fortune in the
mouses life. Closer the carrot the closer the cheese. The mouse
watches the Schnafenwargle beast hop from carrot to carrot with a
tear in his eye, the tear falls and becomes the great ocean full of
beetroots. Stained purple the sea washes over me, fillinging me
with it's purple goodness, taking away the pale and pallor. Bring
me my hunting lance cries the mouse and wibbles towards the
offensive beast. Squewered like last nights sweaty kabab the beast
falls as the dropped hamburger and makes a splat on the pavement.
Carrots and humas makes the better snack.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the leftfield, dodging erroneous fridges and dancing the tango
with an inflatable banana. Either this or plotting how to survive
the end of the world with only a stick, a few good bottles of wine,
a copy of Heidegger's Time and Being, oh and a Ninja, on a pirate
ship, sailing the waters of the the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
That I have seen it many times, with horses...
You should message me if
You wish to help me with my whimsical adventures in internetland...
or you can help cure my boredom of anything that is generally
considered normal... or you damn well feel like it, there is
nothing to be scared of, I welcome all messages...
