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McGarnickle

38 M Glendale, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- I'm awesome
- I'm a huge nerd (unfortunately, the word "nerd" is thrown around a lot these days. I bought my first comic book when I was 10).
- I like bourbon, rollercoasters, going to the movies, and other shit that isn't boring
- I'm REALLY awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a bartender/supervisor at a restaurant, but I decided to go back to school to get into teaching. I believe our children are the future, and it's my job to prepare them for the upcoming zombie apocalypse or the rise of the machines (I'm crossing my fingers for the zombies).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you smile and laugh, no matter how shitty your day was.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I actually look like my profile picture.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Love Mark Twain, Chuck Palahniuk, Oscar Wilde
Movies: LOTR, Bourne series, Batman, Indiana Jones
Shows: Tosh.O, Person of Interest, Through the Wormhole, Firefly, Fringe, Archer, American Dad, The Simpsons seasons 1-10
Music: STP, The Doors, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Led Zeppelin, NIN, Depeche Mode, Deftones, The Cure, Joy Division, Rage Against the Machine,
Food: Anything except Indian. It doesn't agree with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My friends
-My family
-My computer
-My phone (unfortunately)
-My weights
-My Chuck Taylors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to fortify my place in case of a zombie outbreak. Oh, and world peace and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the movies or at some dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Also, I have a tendency to be very honest. Ask me anything and I'll be honest with you.
You should message me if
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you want to have an awesome time and have some fun for a change. If you want to be boring, you can message me too.