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McJewy

42 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the best friend Paul Rudd has never had. I like running, hiking, biking. Most "ing" things really. Yet I've lost the yen to camp. I like comedy. Also listening to comedians when they're being serious and introspective. Smart people. I love movies - indies and Hollywood ones. I cook a little. And I'm a champ at following a recipe. Although it usually takes me 4x longer than anyone who really knows how to cook. However I make an excellent sous chef/helper. You need thyme you've got thyme. I'm in the market for my next 5k. I'm always a little happier if I get a good t-shirt out of the deal. I like art - and making fun of art - with can result in an activity I call power-museuming. Plus nothing wrong with a little trashy TV and good HBO/Showtime. The best? Doing mundane errands with a woman I'm crazy about. I play some guitar unfortunately it comes with me singing. My career has taken me all over the US including LA and Minneapolis, but now I'm planting roots in New York, currently on the UWS.

About the opposite sex, I've had several really meaningful relationships, but haven't met the one. Moving around a lot for work hasn't always helped. But along the way I believe I've learned a lot about how to treat a woman. I've also learned what I want for myself: a great, long-lasting relationship, for instance. Something tells me that we might have that in common. And the crowd goes "Aw."

DISCLAIMER: I'm really 46, not 42. I just wanted to come up in more searches. Hope that's okay.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For work? I'm creative director in advertising. I've worked on every type of account there is: baseball teams, cars, gum and Type 2 diabetes
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having fun conversations about silly topics. For instance what do you think of this app idea: Thinstagram. It's Instagram only it makes everyone look thinner!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Am I coming or going? Ha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Just read "This Town." Non-fiction about DC and current way things run in their own fantastically messed up way.

Movies? So hard to pick. Everything from Hitchcock to Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I'm impressed by people who can answer these "favorite" questions so definitively.

TV: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, Watch What Happens Live. I can get into a lot of things. Best with the right company.

Music: Play it, I'll like it. And it's probably fair to say most of my wisdom comes from pop songs.

Food: ABO. Everything but olives. Too salty. Or too whatever olives are. I like pickles so it's not "briny."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate these kinds of questions. Mainly because while being very "normal" I'm a non-conformist. I like doing things the other way. So here are FIVE things I COULD do without:

- Someone eating next to me on the subway
- People who gripe, whine or panic
- Those who claim to be "sarcastic" and think that's a good trait
- Internet dating
- What passes for "journalism" on TV news.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm gonna skip my answer to this section to comment on the "Questions" feature on this site: I'll admit that I got very sucked into answering a ton of them. It's addictive. But what's funny about the questions is that they either come across as a party game ("Would your rather jump off a cliff or walk into work naked?") or act as a form of premarital counseling ("Do you want kids in the next three years?").
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read 50 Shades of Gray to find out what all you women were going crazy over. Pretty smart, huh?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're prepared to laugh! You understand that internet dating is about as romantic as shopping but that something real can come from it.

If you're easy-going, a little goofy, a closet romantic, generally agreeable and don't take yourself too seriously I'll really like you. If things go right, maybe love you. Let's use that "Aw" thing again.