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McKenzieRiver78

36 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a happy person. Quietly confident. INTJ. I lean more toward humility than being a braggart and the center of attention. I prefer to be judged by my actions. I'm open-minded but also know exactly where I stand. I’m optimistic in life but try to be realistic and reasonable in my decisions. I find happiness in the simple things. Born and raised Oregonian and of course love being out in nature. I try to be a DIY person as much as I can. I build model rockets and fly remote control helicopters because the kid in me still wants to reach for the stars. I graduated from Portland State University with a major in English and minors in Philosophy and Creative Writing. I prefer game nights with friends and family over large parties. I’m a Blazers, Seahawks and Beavers fan.

I tend to go for the girl next door type. I'm looking for a smart, sweet, goofy, loyal, hard working, laid back teammate. Someone optimistic, that can see the potential in things and always looks for the bright side. A girl that cares about nature and animals; that loves the outdoors, hiking, backpacking, camping, fishing and the rest.

The following are endorsements from my friends and family:

“He keeps his cool, doesn’t blow his top. He’s an inspiration.” –Mt. St. Helens

"He's so manly that I'm ashamed of my mustache when I'm around him." -Ron Swanson

“He’s very rugged.” -Mt. Everest

“We all think he’s a jerk.” –Paris Hilton, George W. Bush, Kobe Bryant, old people drivers, the goo goo dolls, and the guy that invented accidentally biting your cheek.

“He’s quick to lend an ear. A good listener.” -Mike Tyson and Van Gogh

“He’s very thoughtful and optimistic. We like to stare down at him at night and contemplate our existence.” –The stars

I consider myself a bit of a dork. Not to be confused with nerd, or geek.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. Enjoying it. Trying not to ever take it for granted.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything by James Joyce, Anton Chekhov, Walt Whitman, Raymond Carver, Haruki Murakami, George Saunders, e. e. cummings and many more.
Fahrenheit 451
Jesus' Son
On the Road

Movies:
Wes Anderson movies
I Heart Huckabees
Fight Club
The new Batman movies
Children of Men
V for Vendetta
Princess Mononoke

TV:
Oregon Field Guide
X-Files
Always Sunny in Philly
Grant's Getaways
Mythbusters
Rescue Me
SNL
Nova
Parks and Rec
Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Stout... the dog, not the beer.
-This awesome thing right here.
-Oregon
-Flux Capacitor
-Exchanging a knowing glance with the one other person in public that is also laughing to themselves about the absurdities of the modern world.
-Stout... the beer, not the dog.