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McMurphy93

39 M Burbank, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 16, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This paragraph will be short and sweet because my computer time for the day only lasts for 15 minutes here in Chino State Prison. I need to find a pretty girl (of legal age this time) who's got enough taste to appreciate the finer things in life: shotgunning Coors Lights in my trailer, stealing a neighbor's Direct TV signal, fashioning an effective shank out of a toothbrush-- you get the idea. So send me an email at this Cupid site, and as long as it doesn't reference criminal activities or gang relations, it should reach me after a couple sheriffs have read it...

OK, if you've read this far you either have a good sense of humor...or a seriously perverse fetish. Laughter is a must for me. I can find the humor in almost anything and lean toward the sarcastic side. Loyalty runs deep in me. I have known all of my best friends for over twenty years and have been the best man in three weddings (As they say "always a groomsman...").
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Because I’ve been blessed with a good life and great friends, I’ve been driven to “pay it forward” by making a difference in the world, so I chose teaching as a career. I am a high school English teacher in an inner-city school, and I love I working with kids and being a positive role model to those who really need one.

One of my greatest passions is traveling. Recently, I’ve been to Costa Rica, the Greek Islands, and Maui. I’m looking for that special someone who shares my sense of adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organizing trips and planning vacations
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look kinda like Stu from the Hangover...just need that Mike Tyson face tattoo
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Game of Thrones series, As I Lay Dying, The Great Gatsby, Freakonomics, Blink, Outliers, Tipping Point

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, A Few Good Men, Die Hard, Something About Mary, Meet the Parents,

Music: U2, The Killers, Pink Floyd, Counting Crows

Food: Anything edible...and some things that really aren't
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Friends/Family
2) Laughter
3) Music
4) My computer
5) Books
6) Midget Porn...just wanted to see if you were really paying attention
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New restaurants, activities, and travel destinations
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying a new restaurant, having a drink with friends, or watching a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like wine tasting, but I chose Two-Buck-Chuck as the best wine in a blind taste test. (God only knows how much money that saves me every year).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You're intelligent, easy going, and you have a good heart and a good sense of humor.