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23 Havertown, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 16
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
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Small town girl, big city dreams

i believe in the movies of val kilmer, although these days it aint easy. also i work seven days a thats great.


unless you know who doc brown is, dont talk to me. you suck.

I own a ton of sweaters and ties (and a revolving tie rack) I enjoy star wars, marvel comics, and intelligent conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, playing wall ball, eating brains and taking names. Cooking every meal I eat..and cooking meals I don't eat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
see "what im doing with my life". in addition to that i know more about the simpsons than anyone or anything on earth. oh and hand turkeys, i make a mean hand turkey.single handedly being the reason they still mass produce peanut m&m's.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the fact that i exist, and im taking up space in the universe in a manor that would be consistent with the fact that i exist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: anything of the comic variety

t.v: Psych, the simpsons, friends,boy meets world,conan, the colbert report, breaking bad, how i met your mother, the three stooges, sandford and sons, and phineas and ferb

cinematic adventures: any movie on earth with jim carrey, 95% of comedies, home alone 1 and 2, sadly enough grown ups. all the mother fucking harry potters, star wars, ghostbusters, blues brothers, anchorman, beerfest, super troopers, step brothers, king Kong, tenacious d and the pick of destiny, teenage mutant ninja turtles 1,2, and yes 3 and back to the future 1,2,and...3 every marvel movie ever

Music: Blink 182, brand new, bowling for soup, frank Sinatra, elvis presely , set your goals, tears for fears, Bayside
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends.
good food
a sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
now i wont stop thinking about a sixth thing from the previous section.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, hanging out with my boyz, i hang out with my friends a lot, otherwise im somewhere being classy as shit drinking a jack and coke and reading a leather bound book
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a crush on dani snow

I am the droid you're looking for.

Ive recently lost 60 my boobs are gone. Which is nice since I'm a man.

I suffer from chronic handsome disease
I suffer from over active successfulness disorder
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you dont suck out loud, you're radical, or some other way of saying the same thing. You can hang, and dress well. OR if you have curly hair...or if you can beat me in a game of chess