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34 M Birmingham, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:00pm
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
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If I had to summarise myself I'd do it briefly - which is what I'll do now, for both our benefit.

I'd say I was laid back, easy going and for better or worse very much the "nice guy" type (despite a tendency for inappropriate and vulgar humour, in the right company of course!).
Naturally quite a quiet, self conscious and shy chap but whenever possible I do like a good laugh as it were (whether I have a good sense of humour I'd imagine is completely subjective). I very much feel I'd be lost without being able to laugh at myself, the world with all it's ills and random stupid silly nonsense.
I feel like I'm quite intelligent but I'm also definitely a right dopey get so I don't mind at all if others don't concur with that judgement.
I'm more or less always tired too :-)
Finally in terms of philosophy and ethics I'm very much a negative utilitarian but I don't really talk about it :-)
(That summary wasn't as brief as I'd hoped - sorry)

Summary aside I thought I'd just say that I'm on here basically to meet new people as I'm not meeting too many people otherwise. In an ideal world I'd find the love of my life sooner rather than later but in the real world I'll definitely settle for meeting a few nice new people, making friends and seeing what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ah y'know... making it bearable, trying to do the right sorta things given my limitations etc.
I've been stuck in a bit of a rut for a while so I'm making plans to get into a career that I'd possibly be good at and would also be rewarding. With that in mind I'm looking at going back to university part time soon (or something like that). Mind you, the best laid plans etc...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination and listening non judgementally.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Nobody ever notices me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books wise I've alas not been a reader of novels for a good few years now which I put down down to my dwindling attention span as I've got older. I do like popular science-esque stuff though, anything that makes me feel like I understand the world better.

Films - Mmm... Not an avid film buff but I have been "moved" by a fair few films. I'll give you a list off the top of my head-

Amelie, Requiem for a Dream, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Death Proof, It's a Wonderful Life, Annie Hall, Secrets and Lies, Rita Sue and Bob too, Withnail and I, Dr Strangelove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bad Boy Bubby, My Fair Lady, Four Lions, Blue Velvet.

Shows - I love my comedy stuff. I'm slightly obsessed by a defunct BBC 3 sitcom called Pulling which not too many people have seen, Peep Show and Reeves and Mortimer.

Other telly I like includes the Inbetweeners, G.B.H., The Singing Detective, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Bo' Selecta(!), Brass Eye (Chris Morris is something else aint he?), The Royle Family, Green Wing, Lost, Twin Peaks.

Music is a bit of a passion (as passionate as I can get about things). I fall in love with certain songs and bands and although I'm quite particular I'm not a music snob (anymore at least). I do wish I wasn't quite so set in my ways though and sought out new music like I did as a teenager. Ah, the perils of getting old!

Stuff I really like includes - The Smiths/Morrissey, The Beatles, The Magnetic Fields, Broadcast, The Fall, Eric Satie, Pram, Cole Porter, The Wave Pictures, Nirvana, The Velvet Underground.

As for food, well whilst I'm technically a vegetarian, I'd eat any old scran really. I do like a curry but who doesn't?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Certain friends and family.

My sanity.

My "que sera sera"/"shrug my shoulders" attitude to life!

The music I love.

Booze in certain social situations.

The particular scene in the aforementioned comedy "Pulling" where Paul Kaye's character awakes from a drunken/drug addled sleep with udon noodles stuck to his face. I'd say more but wouldn't want to spoil the surprise if you haven't seen it.

My ability to count.
(Has that one been done before? I bet it has.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'd really rather not say actually.
At this particular moment I'm wondering if I've used too many emoticons in these essays :-/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lonely :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My left testicle is abnormally large. The right and middle ones however are perfectly normal.
You should message me if
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You feel suitably sorry for me ;-)