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McSmug

30 Puyallup, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not finished yet! Lol but in all seriousness I'm not sure what to put here since I'm not self involved enough to be eager to write all about myself. Besides, it's like describing a piece of machinery out of context. You may think you know but when it comes to practical knowledge...you know nothing at all. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning more about myself, others and whatever else.

AND USING MOZILLA FIREFOX THANKS. Trying to get people to use some other crappier browser because someone doesn't agree with you? Really? LOL!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Talking at people without realizing I'm doing so.
- Collages.
- Having people like me.
- Ruining movies and shows by pointing out all the ways it's wrong, stupid, or propaganda.
- Cooking.
- Entertaining myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know...my glasses? That my clothes intentionally don't match sometimes? That I'm very pale? I don't know since I'm not other people, haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS
- Dune
- Otherland
- Asimov
- Other sci-fi, preferably hard sci-fi
- Some fantasy
- Some mystery
- Sometimes just something I haven't read yet. Just depends.

MOVIES
- The Man Who Knew Too Little
- Sci-Fi movies
- Post-apocalyptic movies
- Comedies
- Older films

SHOWS
- The Walking Dead
- Bob's Burgers
- Sci-Fi
- Sometimes documentaries or how is it made type shows

MUSIC
- Rock, esp. classic rock
- Some country
- Oldies
- Other kinds just pretty much never rap or r&b

FOOD
- Food I cook myself
- Curry
- Sushi
- Sweets :P
- Spam and rice!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- The earth and it's accompanying attributes ie. gravity, atmosphere, etc.
- Shelter
- Food
- Water
- Power(doesn't matter what kind of power. steam, electric, solar, it's all there for our convenience!)
-My glasses!

Or was the question meant to ask about things I'd PREFER to not be without. In absence of that crucial information I answered with STRICTLY necessary things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- The zombie apocalypse.
- How you can never be too prepared.
- People and how frequently they do stupid things then claim to not be stupid.
- Ancient Rome.
- Other kinds of apocalypses.
- If the doors are locked.
- Or did I turn off that light in other room?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably home, laying low...unless there's another suggestion I like better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like games that require unusual die.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- If you suspect you have interesting things to say. I will confirm or deny this.
- You have an epic quest that involves any of the following: space travel, dragons with treasure that for some reason I can have a significant percentage of, time travel with or without a tardis, or a unicorn. I'm not interested in princess saving, kingdom saving or moral questing unless it involves any one or combination of those factors.
- If you are conjoined twins and would like to answer my questions about what that's like.

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