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24 San Leandro, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So my name is Christina. I'm a very loyal Oakland A's fan. I love elephants. I was born in June, so I'm a total summer baby, I love the warm weather. My blood type is A positive and I donate often. My favorite color is purple. My favorite food is honey. I do love beer, quite a whole lot. Also, gin and tonics.

I'm a terribly stubborn contrarian. But I'm a natural optimist. I love being active and social. I get along with most people easily. My dog Bowser is my little man and if you don't like dogs, it ain't happenin. I'm not the type of girl who gets attached easily nor do I comply to bullshit. I am not attracted to drama or ignorance, I have no room for such petty things in my life. If you're cool, collected, and easy going than that's awesome. I'm not looking for anything in particular just letting life present me with what it sees fit.

I am a genuine, honest, fun, goofy, smart, and relatively normal person. I am kind, courteous, respectful, and hardworking. I've been through enough shit in my life to fully appreciate and be grateful for being alive. I see the beauty in nature, in friendships, within myself. Life as a whole. I come from a large family so I like being around people and I know how to stand out without being one of those loud, obnoxious types of girls.

I hate coffee. I hate hash tags. I hate Improper use of abbreviations such as YOLO, OMG, etc. Not a big fan of internet culture, and yet here I am.

I have a plethora of useless information. I also love super cheesy jokes.

I think Socrates had his shit on point: "The unexamined life is not worth living." Pretty badass in my opinion.

My friends and family love to give me nicknames. Here are a few:
-L.P. (Lovely Pistol)
-Feister Meister
-Inspector Saucy
-Mumble Bug (I tend to mumble at times)
-Burg or Burger (short for Christina Burgerina: only family is allowed to call me this though)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a private company as a teacher for an after school academic program at an elementary school. I spend the first half of my day with pre-k, kinders, and 1st graders. The second part with 2nd-5th graders. I fucking love my job.

I'm also a student. Getting my BA in psychology.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well I'm half Mexican and half German, so I was bred to work, drink, and fight.

I'm also pretty good at...
Sudoku, Detangling cords, Remembering random things, building shit (real stuff, not Ikea crap), making longboards, basketball, crocheting, making awkward situations worse, thumb wars, the chewbacca (wookie) call, telling jokes, board games, reciting whole sets of Bill Burr's stand ups, making chocolate covered strawberries
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair because it's super curly, or my eyes because apparently there is a hint of red in them, or my smile because I guess it's pretty inviting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Parable of the Sower, Go Ask Alice, Tipping the Velvet, Kindred, The Alchemist, The Apology, For Freedom, Catcher in The Rye, Rules for Radicals, Civilization and Its Discontents, The Fire Next Time.

Movies: Super Troopers, V for Vendetta, The Royal Tenenbaums, We Own The Night, Grandma's Boy, American History X, Valkyrie, Lars and the Real Girl, Half Nelson, Clerks I and II, Empire Records, Donnie Darko, The Departed, City of God.

Shows: Arrested Development, That 70's Show, Breaking Bad, Daily Show, Misfits, The Office, Modern Family, Parks and Rec (I'm in love with Ron Swanson), 30 Rock, Mad Men, It's Always Sunny, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black

Music: Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Hieroglyphics, Cunninglynguists, Nickatina, Wu-Tang Clan, Smoov-E, Janis Joplin, Queen, CCR, Jim Croce, Bob Seger, Fleetwood Mac, Atmosphere, Neil Young, Aesop Rock, Latyrx, Living Legends, Jurassic 5, Pharcyde, Otis Redding, Ben E. King, Smashing Pumpkins, Outkast, Lyrics Born, Bruce Springstein, Bumblebeez, Brother Ali, Jake One, The Coup, Nas, Sixto Rodriguez, Hall and Oates, Dialated Peoples, A Tribe Called Quest.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog, Bowser
2. My Family
3. Intimacy (i.e. sex)
4. Rich, Intellectual conversations
5. Sleep
6. Laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I was just about to say... It's almost shameful how terrible my attention span is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Is there ever a typical Friday night??
Although, if it's the first Friday of the month you can bet your sweet bimpy that I'll be at Hoodslam in Oakland.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have nightmares. For real. I regularly wake up crying or whimpering because my nightmares are so terrible. I also claw the shit out of myself while I'm sleeping and having one. I have a scar on my belly because of it. I sleep like a fucking rock.

And I may or may not (definitely do) snore. Can't help it. Get over it. I just have all around terrible sleeping habits.
You should message me if
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You think you can keep up with me.

You have something to say that actually contains some substance. If I'm not intellectually simulated, there's no interest to grasp, and that is just a shame.

I don't have kik or snapchat, so bother asking. Seriously, don't.

You wouldn't ever doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Also, I probably won't make the first move.