38 Prospect Heights, IL
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My self-summary
Quite sick of being on this site and really looking for someone that will make me want to delete this profile.

If our match is above 90 percent we should tread carefully, there is only room for one crazy in a relationship and that needs to be me.

If you have quoted Marilyn Monroe, you need to question your choices in life because clearly there was one person who couldn't handle her at her worst or best.

I am a man with manners, I have no need for chivalry because I am not a medieval knight in need of an ancient code of conduct.

My ideal relationship, even though it is fictional would be Morticia and Gomez Addams. I would be happy to explain.

If you enjoy a well made cocktail, delicious food, engaging conversation, mystery, intrigue and adventure feel free to say something other than "hi".
What I’m doing with my life
My passion is cooking, and I have been lucky enough to have been able to do it professionally for 22 years in multiple states, and a few different countries.

Aside from cooking, 50 percent of my time is dedicated to raising a gorgeous little disciple to break hearts, vanquish enemies and conquer all. So in short I'm a dad.

As for the rest of my free time I am literally up for anything that sounds like it ends with me having a new story to add to my collection.
I’m really good at
Lots of things but the woman I am looking for doesn't want them just listed out. She would rather take the time and find out through conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoo of a chicken chasing a pig with a hatchet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Tao of Pooh, A Confederacy of Dunces, Don't Try This at Home, No Angel. I read when I have the time.

TV: I decided to get rid of cable so what ever I can find in netflix.

Movies: Anything really from blazing saddles to a good documentary. Just not into sappy.

Food: There is not enough room for this list

Music: Rock, rap, electronica, edm, dub step, blues, folk, don't really get into country but would fake it for the right person.
The six things I could never do without
My daughter, my pit bull, cuddling and or snuggles, great wine, laughing until it hurts, I keep number 6 as a rotating item because I do what I want and you're not the boss of me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is short term dating?

What the next online dating female picture trend will be?
The list so far is:
Women with fake mustache
Look at my zombie selfie
Mirrored sunglass car selfie
Petting a tranquilized animal picture
Skydiving pic
Holding a gun

Are men allowed to be sex positive also without being labeled creepy?

How is my 6 year old cooler than me?
On a typical Friday night I am
It's quite difficult for me to have a typical Friday night. I could be working an event. Building a fort with my munchkin. Or an impromptu 8 hour motorcycle ride to Graceland.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get pedicures at least once a month.
You should message me if
You are fun, outgoing, attractive, adventurous type woman, who is just looking to maybe get together over drink or dinner and see what happens. I promise you will at the very least get a good story out of it.

You would get on the back of a motorcycle eventually.

You know what Imgur is.

You have a fetlife profile.

You don't get sea sick or will get sea sick but still hangout on the water.

You live with in a reasonable distance from me and you own a car.

FYI After years of working in profession kitchens I sometimes tend to be sarcastic. I can take it just as much as dish it out (pun intended)so if you are easily offended, super sensitive, can't laugh at the world and yourself sometimes, you might want to go to the next profile.