If our match is above 90 percent we should tread carefully, there is only room for one crazy in a relationship and that needs to be me.
If you have quoted Marilyn Monroe, you need to question your choices in life because clearly there was one person who couldn't handle her at her worst or best.
I am a man with manners, I have no need for chivalry because I am not a medieval knight in need of an ancient code of conduct.
My ideal relationship, even though it is fictional would be Morticia and Gomez Addams. I would be happy to explain.
If you enjoy a well made cocktail, delicious food, engaging conversation, mystery, intrigue and adventure feel free to say something other than "hi".
Aside from cooking, 50 percent of my time is dedicated to raising a gorgeous little disciple to break hearts, vanquish enemies and conquer all. So in short I'm a dad.
As for the rest of my free time I am literally up for anything that sounds like it ends with me having a new story to add to my collection.
TV: I decided to get rid of cable so what ever I can find in netflix.
Movies: Anything really from blazing saddles to a good documentary. Just not into sappy.
Food: There is not enough room for this list
Music: Rock, rap, electronica, edm, dub step, blues, folk, don't really get into country but would fake it for the right person.
What the next online dating female picture trend will be?
The list so far is:
Women with fake mustache
Look at my zombie selfie
Mirrored sunglass car selfie
Petting a tranquilized animal picture
Holding a gun
Are men allowed to be sex positive also without being labeled creepy?
How is my 6 year old cooler than me?
You would get on the back of a motorcycle eventually.
You know what Imgur is.
You have a fetlife profile.
You don't get sea sick or will get sea sick but still hangout on the water.
You live with in a reasonable distance from me and you own a car.
FYI After years of working in profession kitchens I sometimes tend to be sarcastic. I can take it just as much as dish it out (pun intended)so if you are easily offended, super sensitive, can't laugh at the world and yourself sometimes, you might want to go to the next profile.