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MeHappy2MeetU

37 Camp Hill, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Does it really matter... Hillary told me to say that 🙋

Besides I am mostly just here just to rate your computer enhanced pics. Try to be hot, since it's so easy these days thanks to photo editing... So many smart phone selfie editing whores... You know if you are one.💋
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Are you still here❓

Because rule #1 is a real man doesn't use emoji's 😎👾👎🌹

Well... Like the three other decent people over 30: I am wasting a few minutes, a few times a week, during times of boredom, on OkCupid looking at people who are most likely "nothing" like they appear in there profile, and sometimes helping them see the light...💡

I do other things too like run a business, lucky me 🏤
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Challenges: (like getting the one or two actually real and attractive girls on here that get way way way way way too many emails from losers and or really ugly guys to message me back) Which means I have to waste much of my time with ugly, who knows that may be you sweet tits! I actually just get going at opposition and believe persistence is key... Is this why I make so much in my profession... :D (sure it does!) 💸💰
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that gap in my teeth that my Dentist wanted to close. However, if Letterman can make millions with one, why can't I... 📺

How about my massive chest and shoulders... Who knows I work out a lot so at least I hope that they notice. They're really not that massive💪🏽

That baby face and cherub like demeanor that I exude... Can't you feel it?👶
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too busy to watch TV so I don't even get cable😅
Love shows though like Dexter, Southpark, The Five, have to add Breaking Bad as that was awesome... 💉
Music: Hell I was a DJ before so I like a lot of stuff, mostly though stuff I can dance too.💽
Food: I don't want to gross you out so I'll say I'm very open minded. 🍱But you can't enlighten me on cuisine, however I sure as hell can you...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Air, Red & White blood cells, a Digestive System (unless administered nutrients intravenously) and a Heart (again, unless or substitute here a possible pacemaker, in which case I wouldn't need one last thing) ... A brain!🎓

Ohhh, wait! Can I take that all back and just say "you" 6 times ;;;) Heheheee💗
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why can't I just eat whatever I want and still keep my 20 year old body...🏊

How much taxes I am going to be paying because Washington keeps @%#!ing things up...📊

Why is it that I often find myself believing what I see on TV...😜
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Poker At One Of My Many Friends Places♠️♥️♣️♦️

Or

Possibly curing global hunger, working on equality issues for women, and taking care of orphans and kittens...🐱
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I like turtles" ( put that in a Google search, and it will then possibly appear somewhat funny to you... At the very least if you have a soul you you should like the link... )🐢
You should message me if
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I compliment you...💑

You brush your teeth And bathe regularly 🛁

You have something to bring to the table other then two or more kids, no possibility of escaping the black hole that follows you, and an exe who can't even take your BS anymore 😋