I match up best with women who don't have kids. Letting impulse and desire set the agenda can be tough when the schedules and needs of children get the priority that they deserve.
My imaginative and reasonably dirty mind, paired with the verbal acuity to express it effectively and oral skills that extend beyond the use of an extensive vocabulary, might be of interest to you, as might my long fingers and manual dexterity that can be dedicated to your pleasure. Some of you, I gather, like those sorts of things, and I certainly enjoy experiencing your responses. My hands are also good at loosening knotted necks, shoulders and backs -- often a first stop before they venture on to more exciting territory.
I'm open to a traditional relationship (and I have a profile, more broadly focused than this one, on another site), but they are elusive. In the meantime, sharing physical pleasure and satiating desires is what I'd like to do with someone similarly inclined.
No one who knows me would describe me as cocky (bad pun, I know) despite the impression this profile might leave; all of them would be stunned if they were to find out about this profile. Boldness comes easily sitting in front of my computer, but in person I'm the antithesis of the stereotypical bad boy; I'm the quiet one, on the shy side. If we were out somewhere and ran into your friends, nobody would bat an eyelash; I have good manners. The abs are mine, but on workdays they're tucked away under a suit.
There are people I deal with at work and in my personal life, hence the headless torso -- my awkward-moment avoidance strategy.
If my profile offends you, the easy solution is to stop reading it and move on. To reduce the hate mail, I'm not likely to write first, unless you've checked off "casual sex" or rated me highly. I might rate you highly or look a few times, but I'll leave anything beyond that up to you. I believe that the best way to ensure that you don't get what you want is by never asking for it. I'd rather be blunt than just throw a few subtle hints out with the hope that someone picks up on them.
Romney supporters, Republicans and Tea Party types should go to another profile if you haven't already. We are absolutely not a good match. To be crystal clear, the only place I want to screw a Republican is in the voting booth, and that's not an invitation for some Election Day fun. You're too busy screwing over the country to find time for me, aren't you? Fans of the Tarheels might want to join them, especially if you're reading this during basketball season.