Here, I'm primarily looking for educated, professional and unequivocally single women interested in play -- reasonably casual "safer sex" and all sorts of other related pleasures. Do you find yourself alone when you would rather be with a physically affectionate and skilled man who can also keep up his end of a conversation?
I match up best with women who don't have kids and those who live in New York City; letting impulse and desire set the agenda can be tough when the schedules and needs of children get the priority that they deserve, and spontaneity is impossible when train or bus schedules come into play instead of simply swiping a metrocard. Even with that said, many of my messages seem to be from people outside New York City, often in a different time zone.
My well-developed and appropriately dirty mind, the ability to express myself effectively, and oral skills that extend beyond the use of an extensive vocabulary all might interest you. Long fingers and the things that my manual dexterity lets me do to, for, and with you might please you too; I certainly take great pleasure in your responses. My hands can also loosen knotted necks, shoulders and backs -- often a first stop before they explore more exciting territory. I hope that you value the connection between wordplay and foreplay; I certainly do.
I am not cocky, arrogant or brash, despite the impression this profile might leave; quiet, reserved and on the shy side describe me much better. My friends would be stunned to find out about this profile. Boldness comes easily sitting in front of my computer, but in person I'm the antithesis of the bad boy stereotype. If we were out somewhere and ran into your friends, nobody would bat an eyelash; I have good manners. Sure, the abs are mine, but on workdays they're tucked away under a suit.
You don't see my face here so I can avoid any unfortunate intersections of my personal and professional lives, given that there are familiar faces on this site; it's my awkward-water-cooler-moment avoidance strategy.
If you dislike this profile, there's really no need to waste your time and energy to let me know, when you could so easily move on to one that you prefer. I'm unlikely to write first, unless you've checked off "casual sex" or rated me highly. I might rate you highly or re-read profile a few times, but I'll probably leave anything beyond that up to you.
I will not play with Romney supporters, Republicans and Tea Party supporters. Seek your fun elsewhere. We are absolutely not a good match. The only place that I am happy to screw a Republican is in the voting booth, but that's not an invitation for some Election Day fun. Tarheels fans might want to join them, especially during basketball season.
However you feel about my profile, know that I haven't lied, and expect the same from you, whether it's about age or height, or through the use of deceptive pictures. Equally bad and perhaps more irksome is lying about a basic stat and then explaining the lie in the body of your profile, as if the msirepresentation becomes acceptable because you admit to it so readily. How can you earn my respect if the first impression you leave is one of dishonesty?
The best way to ensure that you don't get what you want is by never asking for it, and I'd rather be blunt than just throw out a few subtle hints with the hope that someone picks up on them. Deal with it. Despite what this profile may lead you to believe, I'm probably had fewer partners than you think.