Since the best way to ensure that I don't get what I want is by never asking for it, I'd rather be blunt than drop a few subtle hints hoping you'll figure out what I really mean. Here, I hope to meet educated and unequivocally single women who are looking for reasonably casual "safer sex" and related pleasures with a physically skilled man who can keep up his end of a conversation. Let's enjoy each other at the intersection of lust and imagination. I hope you value the connection between wordplay and foreplay as much as I do.
My preferred matches are women who live in New York City and don't have kids. Letting desire set the agenda when children get the attention they deserve is difficult, and spontaneity becomes impossible if train or bus schedules are involved.
My well-developed and appropriately dirty mind is paired with oral skills to express it in a variety of ways, along with manual dexterity and long fingers that let my hands impart pleasure very effectively (it's one of the few situations in which I'm ambidextrous). Those hands also come in handy for loosening knotted necks and backs before exploring more exciting territory.
You won't find a "bad boy" here; it just isn't my character; I'm the truth behind the adage that you should watch out for the quiet ones. Reserved describes me far better than would cocky or arrogant. Boldness comes easily alone in front of my computer or camera, less so in person. The abs are mine, but during the work week they're tucked away under a suit. This profile would stun my friends.
My face is hidden to avoid difficulties at work; I don't want any awkward water cooler moments with the familiar faces I've seen here. Feel free to ask for other pictures if you're interested. More on that later.
If you dislike my profile there's an easy remedy. Pass me by and move on to someone you'd actually like to meet. I sometimes use the "local match" feature on the phone app, and if you can't figure out how we could be matched up, that may be how it happened...
I've written an accurate, honest profile and I expect the same from you. Lying about your age or weight or using pictures that don't show you as you are now will not go over well. It's no better to alter your statistics and own up to it in your profile. If misrepresentation comes so easily to you, how can you expect to leave a positive impression?
Republicans and Tea Party supporters: no thank you. Seek your fun elsewhere; we are a terrible match. The only place I want to screw a Republican is the voting booth and that's not an invitation for Election Day fun. Tarheels fans should keep their distance, particularly during basketball season.
**NB -- I'm unlikely to write first unless you've checked off casual sex or rated me highly. I might visit you a few times or rate you highly, but I'll likely leave it to you to make contact.**