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Me_LikyLikeHOES
33 / M / straight / Single
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Other but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Taurus and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from two-year college
- Job
- Other
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Sign_Language (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Vietnamese (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am lickable, suckable, and filled with cheese.
My Self-Summary
Hi! 33yo, was an airbrush artist and teacher/nurse (not the fag
type of nurse though), Im now looking for something else. Possibly
other deviant occupations. Kind of outrageous sometimes, maybe most
of the time. Yet very creative, maybe disturbed, possibly crazy,
but in a good way. Drop me a line, check me out ;) Underneath this
madness, youll be surprised to find what is.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get one by doing everything else.
I’m really good at
Being myself... Guess, you'll have to experience it to know what I
mean.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dont look like my picture... Really?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
In music, I believe in 2 things... Theres good and theres bad. I
listen to the first category. Im into Black Metal, yet I listen to
Trance music, go figure...
I read books on Ninpô philosophy from Soke Hatsumi Mazaaki.
I enjoy Japanese movies about the feudal era, everything from famous japanese director Akira Kurosawa.
I crave for sushi and raw fish.
I read books on Ninpô philosophy from Soke Hatsumi Mazaaki.
I enjoy Japanese movies about the feudal era, everything from famous japanese director Akira Kurosawa.
I crave for sushi and raw fish.
The six things I could never do without
My brain, my heart, my liver, my kidneys (yes, we have 2 of them),
my stomach, my lungs, my bladder, my uretra, my spine, my blood, my
hair, my tongue, my skin, my... You know, theres more than only 6
things that I could never do without, maybe 6 is not enough. Ever
thought about that? But besides that, intimacy and sex is another
thing I could never do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about my pupose, my role in a sociopathic, capitalistic and
inhumane society, supposedly free, that destroys everything we need
to thrive, so all we can do is survive and hope to die swiftly by a
severe stroke from all this madness. Forget that, I think way more
about chicks than anything else...
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing pool and checking out the crew, hoping that a hot steamy
red head notices my natual hability to play with balls and asks me
to check if my stick is compatible with her balls. But she would
ask me this in a peculiar way. So peculiar, I would have to spend
time with her, to know her better, cause shes so mysterious you see
and hot, very hot, she tanspires sexual desire. We would have to
develop a certain friendship, some kind of intimacy, maybe
obsession and love, maybe lust and pure physical attraction, but
then... Only then, Id think back about her question. Shes still
wondering and waiting for my answer you know. Is my stick
compatible with her balls? Good question. Lost in my naughty
thoughts, she'd slap me hard and offer me her gorgeous raging
breasts (breasts is the same as balls here) for me to soothe their
mysterious, depraved urges... I just hope she would not ask me to
play with my stick in a polite manner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I like wild and authentic women with nice curves.
You should message me if
You figured out that what I wrote is, well mostly, crap (except for
the sex part, of course)... Not entirely crap yet with a nasty
twist of truth and you want to know me better, a lill more I should
say. If you figured it out, then I want to get to know you too. Im
enjoying you already. You know. I like a sweet gurl who knows what
she wants and whos not afraid to ask politely for it. I guess you
already figured this out too. You're so hot! I hope you have a nice
inside + outside, I sure do. Me liky like pretty gurls too. ;) Dont
get me wrong, beside the somewhat outrageous filth written in this
profile, well its only words, I love and respect a somewhat sane
girl. Whatever you wanna call yourself. Just come as you are, we'll
have nasty fun together.
