Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmm.. I'm 5'4", 100 lbs, blonde hair, hazel eyes, and possess a
mouth like that of a dirty pirate hooker (AS IN I'm sassy, I don't
lay for pay, dicks).
Half Sicilian so I suppose that accounts for the sass.
I've had a college-level reading level since I was in first grade,
so I guess I'm kind of smart.
I can't stand ignorant people.
I love football, and the Chargers love to make me cry.
I just signed up here on a whim/out of boredom. I'm not exactly
familiar with online dating ettiquite, so bear with me.
My main focus is school right now so I suppose I'm not looking for
That being said, I do (humbly) think I'm a great conversationalist;
ergo I like talking to (most) people.
Ohhh change up! My financial aid app got denied yesterday, so I
can't go back to school til fall. Bummer.
I wish I spoke Italian or French fluently. Because I'm a muh fuckin
romantic. If you speak either/both I'll probably hit that. (Jesus,
had I known writing this would cause every Dick, Tom, and Tyler to
Google translate "Ciao Bella" and all other messages of that ilk,
I'd've omitted it. Let me fix that: if you have an accent, I'll
consider tapping dat ass.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently an undergrad at UCSD.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acing all my classes.
Writing (essays*** - I gave up poetry and fiction after I stopped
being a 14 year old emo brat).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly? My tits. Else: how down to earth I am, I suppose.
Errr, I'm also almost always wearing black. Like my heart. And my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Everybody Poops
Movies: La Vita e Bella, I'm a Cyborg and That's Okay, Lord of the
Rings Trilogy, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Super Troopers, Harry
Potter and lots more
Shows: Archer, Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Sherlock,
Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Doctor Who,
Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers, Scrubs, The Office, Duck Dynasty (shh
it's hilarious), anything Nova, Big Cat Diary, Orangutan Island,
Music: grew up on classic rock, but I like everything except
country. Fuck country.
Food: I'll try anything. I grew up next door to my Sicilian
grandmother (still lives there), so I'm pretty spoiled on Italian
food. I've also had extensive stays in Italia so yeah: Italian.
Born in SoCal so I love me some fucking burritos. Sushi is bomb.
Thai for that spicy shiz. Yeaaa I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
3. My dogs
5. Human interaction
6. My sanity?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home studying or out partying. Super original.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have a lot of friends, haha?
You should message me if
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