I'm a twenty year old student, majoring in psychology and business with the intentions of becoming a Neuropsychiatrist. No, this doesn't make me a pompous bastard, it just makes me interested in the well-being of other individuals and the expansion of modern medicine.

I currently work at an interior design company in Dallas and I love it. I'm working on getting my associates in fine art as well...I'm kind of all over the place.

I love studying and learning new things, but living an insanely spontaneous and iconoclastic lifestyle are of equal importance.

I don't go out that often anymore, pretty much got my lifetime fill my freshman year of college, but I still do once or twice a week. I'm not high maintenance at all. I am happy staying in or going out. Most of the time, I'd wayyy rather stay at home with a gallon of cheap sangria, a good movie, and a fat blunt. Curling up under blanket on the sofa and talking about crazy ass shit when I'm high is far more appealing at this point in my life than going out and listening to drunk bitches and sleazy mother fuckers trying to ass.

I don't need anymore drama in my life; I have enough of my own. I'm not looking to meet you to fuck you for a night; I can have that all day, every day (not in a vain way...although, I never see it being vain when referring to yourself as a piece of meat). I know what I want and I know I don't want to settle for less anymore. Unfortunately, I deem most people to not even be worthy of speaking to, so, this should be a challenge. I'm a total dick, by the way, haha. Unless I like you. Honestly! I may come off as being crazy callous, but I'm really just sarcastic to the point of being a total asshole if you're you're easily offended.

I'm very easygoing.
I love to travel.
I hate Texas.
I'm from Louisiana.

I'm 5'11", 145 pounds. I'm really tall and pretty thin, so it's usually really hard to find someone that doesn't look like Frodo Baggins when they stand next to me. I have semi-short (shoulder length) brown hair and hazel/green eyes. I modeled for four years, so I value it when a person actually takes the time to make themselves presentable. I don't want to go out with a fucking Menudo member, but, look good! Shit. I'm not too vain, but if there is not physical attraction, well, we won't have much more of a future that involves the romanticals. Sorry...not really.

I love indie movies and music. I appreciate people that can speak coherently and are educated. Fuck internet jargon (OMG, LOL, WTF...type it out, bitch).

I'm not interested in organized religion at all, but that doesn’t mean that I'm some Satan worshipping opium witch.

I love to read.
I love to write.
I love to paint.
I love to draw.
I love to cause chaos and fuck shit up.

I'm pretty random; I talk about crazy ass shit a lot, so you'll have to be pretty witty to keep up with me...or understand what I'm saying at all.

MY LIFE GOAL PART DEUX: I'm double majoring in Business and Psychology with my minor in Neuroscience. Therefore, education and intelligence are very important to me. I'm doing all of this studying to ultimately end up in med school to become a Neuropsychiatrist, but I'm also working on my associates in Fine Arts to eventually try and pursue what I love.

I've been an artist practically all of my life. Not a musical artist, or anything of the sort. I love writing poetry and literature. My work is either completely introspective or sarcastic and absurd. I'm all over the place...I don't have many doctrines I prescribe to.

I'm insanely tall.

I have a tiger eye.

I'm extremely crude, to the point of being offensive. Purposely :]

I am obsessed with Indie films and music, but I love rap when I'm drinking.

Some of my favorite bands are Dios Malos, Alamo Race Track, Seawolf, and Slaraffenland.

I watch a ridiculous amount of movies, my top 5 being (1) Me, You, and Everyone We Know (2) American Beauty (3) Donnie Darko (4) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (5) Requiem for A Dream.

If you are as intoxicated by Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, MXC, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Wonder Showzen, Upright Citizens Brigade, and/or Reno 911! as I am, then we should have no problem getting along.

I'm a vegetarian; I don't give a shit if you eat meat.

I love to read. Bukowksi, Palahniuk, Hesse, T. Williams, Sartre, and Wilde are a few of my favorite playwrights/poets/authors.

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Metaphysics. I could go on forever about this, but I'd rather have this conversation with someone versus having it alone on here...sorry internet, you're not my kind of woman.

Smoking, drinking, sleeping, eating, watching TV, netflixing more movies, making CDs, smoking again. I do what I want!

I am a wealth of not-so-secret personal knowledge. You can just ask me.

I don't really know what I want, but I can tell you exactly what I don't want. Let's start with the preliminary "don't message me if..." bullshit:

If you have a moral opposition to drugs/drinking, you are overzealously religious, or you're a conservative bastard, you might as well skip over my profile.

I'm pretty liberal so, if you are opposed to abortion, helping other people, or allowing individuals to make their own decisions regarding recreational drug use, we won't have much in common.

Now, I'm not searching specifically to get into a relationship, but if it should end up that way, this might be important...

Unlike most women/girls/geriatrics, I'm not a sappy, Oxygen watching female. In fact, I have never really been interested in anything like that. At all.

I'm into not the conventional Dr. Phil bullshit when it comes to relationships. My ideal date doesn't involve a night spent atop a roof with my soul mate, listening to Michael Bolton and talking about our feelings.

I HATE CHICK FLICKS JUST AS MUCH, if not more than, YOU DO.

Chocolates and flowers are nice, but, if you brought over some bud and some swishers, well, you're in like Flynn.