Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty happy with my life, so adding someone to it really,
really needs to be drama-free. It should be premised on having fun,
enjoying life and each other.
I liked what I saw one of you ladies wrote, "It's ME! I'm the ONE."
I like her philosophy.
If us being together will make life better for us both, then I'm
looking forward to spending some of my time with you.
I have a wide range of things I love to do, such as travel,
sailing, scuba, beach, swimming, shooting pool, cooking (I bake my
own bread), boating, movies, fishing, cycling (bicycle), hiking,
camping, walks, photography, making videos, and much more. I don't
like watching sports.
I'm very healthy, I work out every day, either cardio or weights
(alternating days). I'm about five pounds overweight, and I can
lift over 850 lbs.
I have a cat, but I think she hates me. Ironically, this is the
best cat I've ever owned. Cats are easy; you ignore them and they
ignore you. It makes life really simple. There is a litter box
involved, and certainly this is a source of conflict and dispute
(between me and my cat), but most of these can be resolved
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly whatever I want to do. I like it this way, and I would be
very upset to have my life patterns disrupted and likely to put to
the curb the things (or people) that might cause any
I have many hobbies, my most current of which is sailing. I have a
notion of taking a long trip by sailboat. I don't mind taking along
a partner, but you need to pull your weight (freeloaders will have
to walk the plank).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
many things. More things than most people can imagine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm eccentric. I'm very happy this way and I like who I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can't think of favorite anything. Any time I find something I
want to call, "favorite," something else comes along and turns out
to be just as good or better. Stack that complexity on top of my
changing daily preferences and my favorites evaporate. My desires
and preferences seem to change from day-to-day, even, from
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A nice, matched salt and pepper shaker set.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that little hair, sticking out of the tiny little mole on the lobe
of your left ear. It bothers me.
Okay, I'm just kidding.
But seriously, you could just get a pair of tweezers and be done
Alright, really just kidding.
Actually, I happen to HAVE a pair of tweezers right here. I could
pluck that thing out for you. It wouldn't take a second.
Okay, seriously, I'm just kidding.
If you just hold still, I could snap that thing right out - you
wouldn't feel a thing.
I'm really, really just kidding.
Stop squirming! This will just take a second. We'd be done if you'd
just be still and quit pushing me away.
Okay, really, really, really just kidding.
Look, I almost have it - quit hitting - just need to tug a little
Okay, really, really, really really just kidding.
Okay, look - it was just a scratch. You can tell your friends it's
a hickey or something. I have a bandaid. Be still while I put it
Okay, really, really, really, really, really just kidding.
Dang. That thing is still there. How did I miss it? Hold still.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relaxing. Don't bother me, unless you're bringing me a beer. (Or
you have tickets to a really good movie.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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What? I have no secrets. Don't be silly.
You should message me if
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dunno. Try it and we'll see what happens. And also, if I message
You should be a non-smoker, no drugs and no prison record. Children
are okay, hopefully, mostly grown and well-mannered. I'm open to
having babies (with us), but not looking for that. I'm too old to
raise a baby that's not mine, but I'll be happy to be a father for
a child that's mine.
I'm looking for a nice, honest girl (I never lie, and I'll almost
always catch you if you lie to me), clean, you care for yourself,
are well-mannered and won't embarrass me at a high class affair
(you can wear an evening gown and conduct yourself in a manner that
will make me proud). I drink, it's okay if you drink, but no
alcoholics (unless you're sober and a solid member of AA).
I'm not interested in "friendship" or "friends first." I'm here
looking for a long term lady partner, not another lady friend. Got
plenty of those - don't need any more. So if your profile says,
"friends first," you can move along and go somewhere else.
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