Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty happy with my life, so adding someone to it really,
really needs to be drama-free. It should be premised on having fun,
enjoying life and each other. It should be simple and come without
strings, should-be's, should-haves, and other strait-jacket issues
that put you on this dating site in the first place, because no
sane man will have you...
I liked what I saw one of you ladies wrote, "It's ME! I'm the
I like her philosophy.
So I'm good.
If us being together will make like better for us both, then I'm
looking forward to being with you.
It says in my details that I dislike dogs. That's not really the
case, but they don't have a better answer for me to choose. I like
dogs okay, but they're a lot like grandchildren and
great-grandchildren; they're fun to see and play with, but after a
while they should go back to their owners.
Dogs tend to be a lot of responsibility, and these days, I'm
avoiding responsibility as much as I can. Having a dog would push
me over the tolerance-responsibility edge.
I have a cat, but I think she hates me. Ironically, this is the
best cat I've ever owned. Cats are easy; you ignore them, they
ignore you. It makes life really simple. There is a litter box
involved, and certainly this is a source of conflict and dispute,
but most of these can be resolved eventually.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly whatever I want to do. I like it this way, and would be very
upset to have my life patterns disrupted and likely to put to the
curb the things that might cause said disruption.
I have a few hobbies, my most current of which is sailing. I have a
notion of taking a long trip by sailboat.
I don't mind taking along a partner, but you need to pull your
weight (freeloaders will have to walk the plank).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
many things. More things than most people can imagine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lord of the Rings (books), African Queen (movies), Dirty Dancing
(shows), Enya, Yes, Elton John (a wide variety in music), only
healthy food (no sugar, no processed, and nothing that comes in a
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A nice, matched salt and pepper shaker set.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that little hair, sticking out of the tiny little mole on the lobe
of your left ear. It bothers me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relaxing. Don't bother me, unless you're bringing me a beer. (Or
you have tickets to a really good movie.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I read your profile if I see more about what you expect and
less about you, likely I'll pass you up.
You should message me if
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