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MechaPirate

24 M Gaithersburg, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just want to pursue my dreams, and connect with many others along the way. I guess I have my head in the clouds a large quantity of the time. I'm typically far more enthusiastic and talkative about grand ideas and creative concepts than I am about personal details and day-to-day things; I can run out of steam quickly when discussing ordinary topics, but I'll always be excited to talk about your idea for a video game or a movie.

Apparently I'm an "ENTP," but I think pigeonholing something as complex as human personality like that is silly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a software development job by day, creating video games by night, and aiming for self-improvement along the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ideas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to think that the first thing people notice about me is that I'm fun and friendly, or at least I hope they do. It deeply saddens me when I can't be friends with another individual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Blade Runner, The Matrix, Star Wars, Donny Darko, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Citizen Kane, Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises, Wall-E, Up, Ratatouille, How to Train Your Dragon, The Lion King, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Princess Mononoke, The Godfather, Grave of the Fireflies, Duncan Jones's Moon, Spirited Away, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, Tron Legacy, Forrest Gump, The Prestige, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Inception, The Fifth Element, Alien, Harold and Kumar, Memento, Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, A Touch of Evil, Chinatown, Kung Fu Panda, Rango, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, ParaNorman, The Social Network, Source Code, Life of Pi, The NeverEnding Story.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Space Dandy, Hannibal, Vikings, Futurama, South Park, Young Justice, Thundercats, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, American Dad, Regular Show, Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Ugly Americans, Conan O'Brien, Moral Orel, Tron: Uprising.

Video Games: Demon's/Dark Souls, Deus Ex/Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Castlevania, Don't Starve, The Binding of Isaac, Bioshock, Dragon Age: Origins, Shantae: Risky's Revenge, Pokemon, Donkey Kong, Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption, Star Fox, LittleBigPlanet, Uncharted, Jet Force Gemini, Rocket Knight Adventures, Hotline Miami.

Music: Cee Lo Green, Gnarls Barkley, Michael Jackson, Gorillaz, LMFAO, Daft Punk, Hans Zimmer, Koji Kondo, Nobuo Uematsu, Fair to Midland, Coheed and Cambria, Dream Theater.

Books: Watchmen, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Batman: The Killing Joke, Blackest Night and pretty much everything written by Grant Morrison, Jeff Lemire, Scott Snyder, and Brian Azzarello.

Food: I don't usually care for olives and mushrooms, and I always dislike American cheese. Otherwise, food is inherently good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Compassion/Empathy. It took me a while to realize it, and I deeply regret walling off my feelings from others for so many years, but human connection is very, very important to me.

Entertainment/the Arts. Compassion and empathy are great, and the arts help to facilitate human connections and joy. Video games and film in particular are my passions.

Science/Technology. The wide variety of art and entertainment we enjoy today are made possible by science and technology. It is with humanity's body of knowledge that we will further achieve new heights and even new planes of existence.

Philosophy/Reason. However, we need strongly reasoned ethics and thought to guide science and technology; it's what you do and *why* with knowledge that counts.

...four things, yeah, but that's pretty close, right? :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my life is going, how I'm going to fix the bug that cropped up in my code this morning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If they're available, hanging out with my friends and doing something fun somewhere in D.C., like drinking, dancing, or watching movies.

If they're not, making video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There used to be a pun here about pirates and beards, but I shaved mine. :(
You should message me if
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You want to practice pitching your entertainment concept to someone, and if you think we can be good friends.