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35 • Los Angeles, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Today – 8:55pm
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Libra, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from masters program
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has cats
- English, Spanish (Okay), Latin (Poorly), French (Poorly)
Things I'm working on getting better at: cooking, driving, teaching, conversation, having a designated place for my shoes.
But since complaining about the questions is itself sort of an okcupid cliche, why not just play along and reductively label myself according to my most recent tastes in food and media? It'll be fun.
Anyways, here's some stuff I've enjoyed recently:
Authors: Alison Bechdel, Italo Calvino, Albert Camus, Patricia Churchland, Dashiell Hammett, George Lakoff, H.P. Lovecraft, China Miéville, Peter Milligan, Alan Moore, Lemony Snicket, Neal Stephenson, Oscar Wilde
Movies: Blade Runner, Clue, Lawrence of Arabia, Memento, Solaris, Star Trek II
Man I really don't watch much TV, but at various points in my life have been pretty into: Babylon 5, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, Roseanne, The Simpsons, Star Trek (esp. TNG)
(I guess this list should also include Arrested Development, Mad Men, and The West Wing, but I'm increasingly ambivalent about all three, for various reasons.)
Music: Blondie, David Bowie, Deerhoof, The Delgados, Franz Ferdinand, The Go-Betweens, Lavender Diamond, Stephin Merritt, Janelle Monáe, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, The Pixies, Queen, R.E.M., The Rolling Stones, Schubert, Scissor Sisters, The Supremes, Talking Heads, The Who
Food: avocados, bacon, garlic, Indian, Japanese, lemonheads, Mexican, shellfish, weird cheese
edited by sneezetime
(Actually the only reason why I haven't updated my Official OKC Orientation Label to something a little more accurate is that I don't want to ruin the context for the above joke)
so glib because I'm uneasy with the prospect of taking online
dating questions seriously?
[This is a lie, in real life MechaSaprophyte is the most
viciously catty bitch anyone's even heard of]
Also, kirapoms is in love with me.
She's kind of weird, but since she lives a continent away, I can deal.
Lastly, I am apparently willing to accept just about any profile
edit, perhaps to my detriment. [Then again, becoming profilepedia has its advantages.]
edited by halfbright, kirapoms, and ladykayura
OR if you want to play Arkham Horror with me, since all of my "friends" have apparently decided they don't like it anymore. (jerks)
Heck, message away. I'm not actively in search of a long-term relationship, but nor am I opposed to the idea...Either way, I've met a few people off this site, and they've been nice, so maybe you would like to be friends, or just say hello? Saying hello is underrated.
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