I have a love/hate relationship with ambiguity, which would explain why I run hot and cold with the Oxford Comma.
I have a sense of humour that vacillates between 1950s corny and so far over the line that people threaten me with disownment. I also have chronic case of foot in mouth disease. If you think that some subjects shouldn't be joked about... we probably won't get along.
I play life on easy. I don't feel guilt over it, but like to check my privilege.
I'm a pretty active skeptic, I believe that people benefit when you challenge their irrational bullshit. It also lets me be argumentative in public. I think that Bill Maher is a crazypants, and gives the movement a bad name.
Since, apparently, this is a dealbreaker for some of you granola types: I'm a futurist, and I'm deeply rooting for transhumanism to be a thing (upgrade complete!). I'm unlikely to buy food labelled "organic", and I'll be first in line to try vat-grown meat. I do think that Ray Kurzweil lands a bit on the crazy person side of the scale, though.