Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, how are you? I am Michael and I work as a Paramedic. I
am one of the most ridiculous people you have ever had the honor of
meeting. Or I guess, "potentially" meeting. Details are everything.
I'm an incredibly good guy, and I am also an asshole in a
relatively charming type of way. I used to be one of those sweet
boys, but with time I have evolved as being sweet all the time gets
you no where. Im very laid back but my humor is quite twisted. I'm
telling you, ridiculous. I Love hockey. I am really a nice guy. Too
nice. I care. Too much. I like to learn and am open to new things.
I guess you could say I'm a big teddy. Or a complete dick. Details
are everything. I was raised to be a gentleman, and I am very
polite. Hold doors, etc. Its what I was raised to do.
And since everyone seems to have a problem with this, Ill get the
next part out of the way... I don't really see why it's such an
issue, but if it is, I'm not interested anyway. Family is always
I still live at home, but my mother went underwater on the house as
I was set to move out and now we scrape together. I do not like
having to sacrifice my independence. It's honestly maddening. But,
it's my mother.
I like to work out 4 to 5 days a week, Listen to music, drink on
occasion, im not a big partier those days are behind me but I can
still let loose and have fun. I love dogs. I like to go out but
equally stay in and relax. Video games are fun as well!
I am fiercely loyal, and I will do anything to help one of my
In a female im looking for compassion, kindness, intelligence, and
a sense of humor.
Im looking for hopefully a long term relationship, but casual
dating, and friends are always welcome.
Thanks if you actually took the time to read my book.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im a Paramedic, im taking a break from school but am going back
soon for RT
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, making people laugh, even when they are at their worst,
and being a good friend. If I care about you, I will do anything in
my power to help you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and charming smirk. Babes dig it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love reading anything involving History, I love to learn. I am a
nerd. I dont really get into Fictional stories. As far as movies go
I love The
and probably some Im forgetting.
TV, I dont watch much, but when I do its, Scrubs Simpsons Family Guy
and Political Satire like
the Daily Show
I LOVE Music. I couldnt do without it. My favorite Genre is classic
rock and the Backstreet boys. Seriously.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future, and what drives assholes to be assholes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, relaxing, or over a friends house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To a stranger? I guess the whole Straight Male enjoying a boy band.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are honestly looking for a nice guy, who will treat you right
and yet is still relatively handsome and sarcastic. I can be a
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