Hey there, how are you? I am Michael and I work as a Paramedic. I am one of the most ridiculous people you have ever come across. I'm pretty animated, and pretty awesome. I'm an incredibly good guy, and I suppose that I am also quite a butthole in a relatively charming type of way. However, I still believe very strongly in respect, kindness to strangers, and manners. Im very laid back but my humor is in the toilet or dark and twisted. I'm telling you, I'm pretty ridiculous, but always a funny guy. And sarcastic, very sarcastic. I'm decently handsome, and I've lost 50lbs this year alone. I swear I'm good people and I deserve a good woman.
And since everyone seems to have a problem with this, Ill get the next part out of the way... I don't really see why it's such an issue, but if it is, I'm not interested anyway. Family is always first.
I still live at home, but my mother went underwater on the house as I was set to move out and now we scrape together. I do not like having to sacrifice my independence. It's honestly maddening. But, it's my mother.
Lists are pretty cool...
- I love hockey
- Most of my problems are usually solved by Star Wars in one way or another.
- I've met the backstreet boys, twice.
- Black Sabbath was still my favorite show I've seen. Ozzy commands a crowd.
- Tech n9ne and I have had a few discussions.
- If that name means more than the song "Caribou Lou" to you, we'd get along amazingly well
- I enjoy a free mind politically and I am proudly independent.
- When I'm described its usually simply, "a really nice guy."
- I said nice, not dumb :)
- I was born at night, but not last night
- I'm a sidelined body builder.. Due to injuries I'll probably never be that big again. Which let me tell you, babes don't dig it anyway, but it was a lot of fun.
- I'm still socially liberal and believe soundly in the core democratic value of, "pursuit of happiness"
- Even before my brother came out, I believed in choice, for those who didn't chose who they are.
- I'd say I'm a pretty smart guy and a complete goof.
- I carry a couple extra around, but I hold it well. I currently work out twice a day most days and strive to break a few limits!
- I've lost 50+ lbs since Jan 1st, all with herniated and bulging disks, and I'm quite proud of that!
- As every human being I enjoy to listen to music.
- I really love dogs.
- Loyalty means more than a lot to me. I'm fiercely loyal myself to family and friends
- In her I'm looking for my beautiful girl who's compassionate, is very kind and respectful to strangers. Intelligence is so sexy. And she's gotta smile often and love to laugh!
Can't tell you all my secrets
So write me and we can share a few!
I could list off the favorites like movies, music, and ways to my heart, but instead let's share ours and agree mine are better!
If you can handle what an awesome nice guy I am, we should talk.