It takes me a good hour or so to snap out of "Morning Mike". Just don't make me answer any questions until I wake up and I'll try to be on my best behavior. Nicknames segue- My mom calls me "Fantasy Mike" because I get confused between what's real and what I made up.

I spend a lot of time gardening, and I am trying to go to school to be a landscape architect. I used to make balloon animals for kids' parties full time and perform in circuses, which was fun when I was younger, but now it's ......not. I try to be in my pajamas as much as possible, because fuck clothes. I wish I could get paid to snugz. I love learning history, I love to keep up with current events. I want answers to every question and I won't die until I have learned a little of everything.

I snowboard, I swim, I drink beer from a Big Gulp while riding my longboard, I sleep in tents.... but when I'm indoors, I'm cleaning, I'm reading, watching movies or walking around in circles, opening the fridge just to stare inside and close it again (you know that game). I've never caught a fish, not for lack of trying. I have a catamaran in HI called Robin Yachts. She's lonely and misses me.

I can talk to anyone and I try to. I'm very social. I blush a lot. I'm ticklish. I laugh at my own jokes.

I work in kind of a stupid job, but I have a corner office and I don't really do much... like for instance I'm typing this at work.

Sending books to those poor Doctors Without Borders.

Seriously- who the fuck knows?

Parallel Parking. Losing bets. Remember Super Mario Bros 3, when you play the game where you match up the shapes as they scroll sideways? I'm really good at that.

The vein bulging out of my forehead because I'm laughing. Or maybe my eyes. Actually I just said something really embarrassing or offensive and now I'm getting strange looks and ....shit.... I think I should go.

the Count of Monte Cristo, Love in the Time of Cholera, the Brothers Karamazov, the Alchemist, the Little Prince, Ender's Game, the Glass Bead Game, East of Eden, anything by Richard Brautigan, Catch-22, I want to start reading graphic novels, but I need someone to tell me which ones to read. I've started Sandman, Scarlet, Transmetropolitan, Fables...

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the Hudsucker Proxy, Ponyo, Princess Mononoke, the Jerk, Wet Hot American Summer, Disney's Alice in Wonderland, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Freaks, Room Service, the Dark Knight

Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby, lobster, ribs, New York pizza, Philly cheesesteaks, escargo, brisket, liver, venison, fish, oysters, ostrich, duck, I don't mind Mexican but I don't eat it much. I prefer Japanese, Italian, French, Thai or Indian.

Girls, money, car troubles. If I ever get sent back in time to 1815, what could I "invent"? I'm always working on my next big thing but rarely find it. I'm passionate and just trying to find the right things to be passionate about.

Probably doing the same thing you're doing. Sorry I don't know how to answer this. Seems like everyone has the same answer: "I might go out for drinks with friends or stay in and watch (Motherfucking)Game of Thrones"

I cried at the end of Babe.

... If you want to help me rebuild an antique stagecoach or Gypsy wagon and travel around France and Spain with our horses. Okay I'll build it myself if you don't want to, just come with me.