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MediumRibEye

25 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a classy fucking broad.

I asked my friend to describe me in five sentences. He told me he needed three words: Sexy, Confident, Black.

I'm ready to hold hands and eat snacks.

“I will not have my life narrowed down. I will not bow down to somebody else's whim or to someone else's ignorance.” - bell hooks

The Palace of Versailles is my happy place. My favorite art exhibit was a Jeff Koons exhibit in The Palace of Versailles. Seeing a porcelain statue of Michael Jackson and Bubbles in the symbol of Ancien Regime excess was pretty spectacular.

You don't meet a girl like this every dynasty.

Dancing on the patriarchy in titty tassels.

Wellesley College, Michigan Football.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I watch netflix in the bathtub.

Improv and sketch comedy with a side of burlesque lessons.

Season tickets to the Lyric Opera.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ignoring the misogyny of rap lyrics when I'm dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair: If I had a dollar for every time a stranger wanted to touch my hair, I would have $457,900.

My body: If I had a dollar for every time a stranger wanted to- Nope, y'know what? No. You get the idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Hot Stuff: Disco and the Remaking of American Culture, Nothing to Envy: Ordinary Lives in North Korea, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Sex with Kings, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Great Gatsby, The Bonesetter's Daughter, Queen of Fashion, Deluxe: The Globalization of Luxury, The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore, Strip City, The Story of French

MOVIES: Clueless, Goodfellas, The Departed, Inglorious Basterds, Taken, The Dark Knight, Swingers, Gangs of New York, Ratatouille, Some Like it Hot, Liar, Liar, T2: Judgement Day, Django Unchained, Wag the Dog, Taken, Elf, The Social Network, Captain America

TV: Community, How I Met Your Mother, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Top Chef, Louie, Parks and Recreation, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, RuPaul's Drag Race, Homeland, Dexter, Ink Master, Key & Peele, Daria, Smash, House of Cards, Sleepy Hollow

MUSIC: Amy Winehouse, Robbie Williams, Childish Gambino, Drake, Jay-Z, Katy Perry, Big Sean, Chiddy Bang, Rilo Kiley, Usher, Britney Spears, Adele, Lana Del Ray, Big Sean, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, J. Cole, Vampire Weekend, Childish Gambino, Autre Ne Veut

FOOD: Hot & Sour soup, Steak, Cake, Gummi Bears, Prosciutto, Tamales, Spicy Scallop Roll, Goat Cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Improv
American Apparel Crop Tops
Green Tea
Refinery29
Christmas Dinner
Leather Purses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who told you you could do business with men.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing an improv show then spending all my hard earned cash on Miller High Life. By the end the night, dancing on a table and eating tacos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite herb is cilantro.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a man with romantic sensibilities and a daring sense of humor who likes ladies with a hot body and a sparkling wit.

You'll buy a girl flowers or a piece of chocolate cake from Whole Foods and want a girl to buy you flowers or grill you a steak in her bikini.

I want someone who can open a wine bottle, knows Harry Burns' monologue at the end of When Harry Met Sally, and which Tamale Guy has the best dipping sauce.