I am imperfect but lots of fun. I've never been married but I'm not crazy or anything. I'm unique, just like everybody else, but sometimes I think I'm even uniquer. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so unique. I'm missing that part of the brain that gets people excited about watching sports. (I forget what it's called but I don't have it so it doesn't really matter anyway.) I'm the funniest person I know and I mean the good kind of funny. I have many interesting theories about life and the universe and everything. I sometimes keep weird hours and I work too damn much.
When I'm not working I take classes and like to watch movies and play keyboards. I always have a book going and I like swimming.
Although I feel that everyone should and I do always vote, the ongoing raucous debate between the politically left and right feels, to me, tedious and exhausting. Personally, I find the conventional one-dimensional political continuum far too restrictive and require at least a three- or four-dimensional space to properly plot my own unique and intricate worldview. I would guess, however, that my particular brand of anarchistic polygamy would project onto the more socially progressive/fiscally conservative end of the bourgeois and highly pedestrian lone dimension, if such a place exists.
I have also been known to write little stories, poems, and the occasionally psychotic letters to the editors of various local rags under juvenile pen names, like Ivan Abscess and Maya Buttreeks.
If you need drama in your life or you get some kind of charge you can't really explain when someone slights or neglects you, I'm probably not for you. I would much rather make out than argue. I'm not a "bad boy" and I'm not looking for something uncomplicated or "discreet."
I could tell you what my friends say about me but what good would that do? I pay those freaks good money to tow the party line.
If anyone's still reading, I guess you should probably meet me if you really want to know what I'm like.