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MegTurner

26 / F / straight / Single

London, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am difficult, dashing, and devoted.

My Self-Summary

Most of my time is spent watching TV, devouring books, geeking on teh internets and listening to gangsta rap music. The rest is pretty negligible. I like sitting in cafes listening in on other people's conversation and arguing with random strangers on park benches. I swear quite vehemently, occasionally in front of small children. I smoke too much, drink too much and consume an unusal amount of coffee. Tea is not a true replacement. I've been told I'm a misanthrope and a miserable nihilist but I'm really quite cheerful and good natured. Except sometimes.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm working as an au pair for a rich family in Hackney. I want to write for TV, so I don't do much of that most of the time. Procrastination is a greater skill anyway.

I’m really good at

Smoking. And bumming around. And loafing. And I'm a shit hot cook.

The first things people usually notice about me

My diminutive stature and my eyes. Oh I've got green eyes, oh I've got grey eyes, oh I've got blue eyes. I also have a broken nose and a slightly wrong grin.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books; Night Life Of the Gods, Turnabout, The Bishops Jaegers, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Titus Groan trilogy, Sentimental Education, Madame Bovary, Lolita, Cold Comfort Farm, Look Homeward Angel, all Sade, all Bataille.

Films; All 'Nam films, Airplane, Robocop, Terminator 2, Oldboy, most films except Richard Curtis films and Sweet Home Alabama. Jesus that film sucked.

Food; Bread and butter, potatoes, bacon, omelets, doughnuts, anything with sugar in it.

The six things I could never do without

My netbook, cigarettes, lighter, pen, a nice bottle of something and a towel. Never go anywhere without one.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Not very much.

On a typical Friday night I am

Either in or out. In, I'm drinking alone, out, I'm drinking with other people.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm not!

You should message me if

You fancy hooking up with me. I dunno. You come up with a reason. Not my lookout.