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25 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm a nice guy who probably talks too much and likes to go to the zoo. I'm frustrated that okcupid profiles seem to be everyone's attempt to be the most lovably quirky (but I find myself doing exactly that here).
I can juggle, speak decent Swahili, and will force animal trivia into most conversations.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a couple years out of college and still trying to find my professional passion. I'm a bio/animal guy and currently work with at-risk youths in SW providing supplementary enviro education. I'm pretty Afro-centric having worked in Tanzania and Kenya for a couple stints and recently returned from six months living in the jungles of southern Sri Lanka.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying the "oh, how do I know that guy" actors in movies.
Mario Kart 64.
Making veggie burgers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Feet too big for my height (size 14, 6'1'' respectively)
I make a lot of corny jokes. Exclusively, really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Confederacy of Dunces, Left Hand of Darkness, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Dune, Sphere, Hitchhiker's, Perry Bible Fellowship Almanac.

Movies: Jaws, The Edge, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. I just saw that Danish movie, The Hunt and thought it was really good.

TV: Peep Show, Mad Men, Samurai Jack, Six Feet Under

Music: The Decemberists, Led Zeppelin, Phoenix, Guster, New Pornographers, Rolling Stones.

Food: Anything from the ocean. I'm a pescatarian but I try to avoid saying that as it makes me sound like an asshole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My rice maker.
My best buddy.
Canned Tuna.
My dog.
My external hard drives.
My only cookbook, "How to Cook Everything: Vegetarian."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to get the money to go to South Africa and go cage-diving with great whites.

Good children's book ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing the Jenga rip-off Jumbling Towers with the gang before going out and spending more money than I should.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still tie my shoes with the bunny-ear method.
You should message me if
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You want to meet a guy who will try tirelessly to get you to laugh. Not guaranteeing success though.