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Megabeits

23 M Bloomington, IN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:59pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a perpetual loser. Some have described me as a hooker, with a heart of gold. Others have said things like, "Who invited that guy?", "Do you think that mentally challenged boy can talk to animals?", and "You do know you have to stay 200 feet away from me at all times, right?"
What I’m doing with my life
I'm pretty new to Bloomington, I moved here in May. Right now I'm trying my hand at independence. Trying to cut my teeth and grow up in the big, scary world. I plan on (hopefully) going back to school in about a year. I plan on doing this right about when the student loans come crashing down around my head, and I have nowhere else to hide. Oh, and to improve myself intellectually, or whatever.
I’m really good at
Reading books, enjoying cold ones, playin' vidya games, nerd hammering (both in a recreational and professional context), writing poetry, uppercuts, writing poetry about uppercuts, and throwing my foot into my mouth (not literally, though, if that's what you were excited about).
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people notice my huge dong, the money I have (a lot), or my laser vision. If it's not any of those, it's my bombastic personality, or the cut of my jib.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you're a nice dame with real ace gams.