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MeganMurderface

23 F Philadelphia, PA

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Last Online
Jun 11, 2012
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Straight
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5′ 3″ (1.60m)
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Single
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English

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My self-summary
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Im the best damn propane sales person that ever walked this earth; I learned from the best Hank R Hill.

im not a size 2; get over that; I have lost 55 pounds and in the process of losing 30 more; so when that day comes; you will be sorry you didnt hit me up before; I like who i am; i dropped 8 pant sizes in 4 months; and im real proud of that; sorry im not the stick figure you were looking for ;)

I love my kittens; sophie marie & olive grace

I lost my wonderful mother to cancer; 04/07/70 - 01/04/07; I also lost my dog rogue to cancer; 09/25/2000 - 11/4/2011

I have two friends ( brittney & shabre') and their also my best friends; I dont trust many people; and these are the only two that made the cut; and I would do anything for them..

I love panic! at the disco; to death<3

I play the sims like their going out of style; and can and will talk about them for hours; thats a warning ;)

warning; I'm straight forward and brutally honest; dont like it? Dont talk to me;
Anyways...

I'm a die hard steelers fan; cant get over that; guess we wont be friends :D

Alan, Stu, And Phil are the three best friends that anyone can have; wolfpack forever.

do not support any network, website, tv show, or book that promotes or gives Casey Anthony money or fame. k thanks.

I'm selling dope; straight off the iphone.

" whose this vod kanockers?"
" they call me kanockers.. vod kanockers"

Charlie Sheen is GOD.

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

But really Im 20 years old, I live in Killadelphia PA. I work part time at petco && pathmark.. I have a full sleeve and my chest tattooed; I want to become a suicide girl. I like guys that like tattoos or have them ( thats a plus!) I dont like big flirts or guys who two time women; be real we're all adults. I have the best friends and I feel like I can be myself around them; I'm loud and proud, and if you dont like it; we wont get along.I work with animals so you know I have to have them. My mother passed away when i was 15 years old; and my dads in and out of the picture; so its always my brother and sister and i; that will NEVER change; so dont expect me to choose cause you WILL lose..

My heroes include: Spiderman, Charlie Sheen, Marilyn Monroe, Andy Warhol, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, My Grandma, Tony the Tiger & Bettie Page.

I'm obsessed with: Pin up modeling, music, art, love, tattoos, piercings, charlie sheen, diet pepsi, the golden girls, boys, and fashion.

I dislike: Liars, Cheaters, Two faced people, hypocrites, people who complain about our country but dont vote, people who only want sex, Nicki Minaj, Animal Abusers, Child Abusers, and fakeness.

" If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty" ~ Marilyn Monroe.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm selling dope; straight through my iphone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
life; and texting.

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
— Marilyn Monroe
The first things people usually notice about me
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all my tattoos, my humor, my attitude, and my sense of style.

"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world."
— Marilyn Monroe
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books;
1) party monster
2) pride and prejudice and zombies.
3) Abraham Lincoln; Vampire Hunter
4) Impulse
5) Crank
6) To Kill a Mockingbird
7) In his own words: Charles Manson.
8) Any book on Marilyn Monroe
9) The Long Hard Road Out of Hell ~ The Marilyn Manson Autobiography.
music;
1)Panic! at the disco
2) lady gaga
3) Katy Perry
4)all time low
5) marilyn manson
6) blink 182
7) green day
8) many more :3
movies:
1) Clerks 1&2
2) Jackass 1& 2
3) Any Japanese Horror Movie
4) The Devils Rejects.
5) The Corpse Bride

"I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love."
— Marilyn Monroe
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) my cell phone
2) my grandparents
3) my kittens
4) my laptop
5) diet pepsi
6) my sanity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
you :)

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."
— Marilyn Monroe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, or partying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
why dont you get to know me?

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them."
— Marilyn Monroe
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are down to earth; have tattoos or like tattoos; non judgemental; mature; and real; accepting & open; like or love animals; can make time to talk; into all kinds of music ( one genre gets boring after awhile); confident but not too cocky; and last but not least not a serial killer (:

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."
— Marilyn Monroe